Adam Sandler - Mr. Bake-o Lyrics
Performed by adam sandlerTranscribed by the brave raven.I'm sitting in my chair watching the tvIt's not even on but there's plenty for me to seeI just lit some crazy ass shitThat my friend overnight mailed to meI'm *****ing wastedIt's the best shit i ever tastedI think they *****ing laced itCause i'm so damn lambastedOh my friend came over so i packed him a pipeI told him he better go easy with this shit but he didn't believe the hypeHe sparked three bows just to show he could take itTwo minutes later he was playing backgammon *****He's *****ing wastedIt's the best shit he ever tastedHe's lost in *****ing spaced-edCause he's so wicked wicked wastedOh i spent the last two hoursHiding under my bedCause i looked in the garbage canAnd i think i saw my uncle louie's headI'm *****ing wastedWell my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's faceThe bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the placeHe tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beakHe looked at the two of us and he started to speakI'm *****ing wastedIt's the best shit i've ever tastedMy brain's been erased-edWell *****ing friedI'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eatI wanted a pizza the bird said pepperoni would be sweetDelivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoeI said we ordered pizza buddy, what the hell's up with youI'm *****ing wastedIt's the best shit i ever *****ing tastedOh *****ing shitI'm way too baked
