Adam Sandler - Zittly Van Zittles Lyrics
Performed by adam sandler, allen covert, jon rosenburg, and bob glaubWell, i had myself a girlfrieldFor almost two whole yearsWe had no secretsWe had no fearsThere was nothing we wouldn't doWhen we were in the sackShe'd even pop the zit on my backBut one night i was out cheatingAfter i drank a fewShe caught me red handedAnd said we're throughNow she's got a new boyfriendIt nearly gave me a heart attack'cuz who's gonna pop this zit on my back?Well i got a pimple and i don't know whyIt keeps growing in the same placeI can't reach it with my left or right handI wish it was on my faceIt's four days oldAnd it hurts so badBut it's ready for a squeezeWon't somebody pop it for me please?I'll give you ten dollarsIf you're a girl in this lonely worldAnd you're looking for a guyI'll never cheat again, i promiseThat's no lieThere's only one thing i ask of youCould we name our first child zak?Oh, one more thingPlease pop this zit on my backI'm dying here!A pimple ay-heeA pop-a-doodly-dooSquirt heedly-hooWell i'm sitting alone by the phoneAnd no one seems to callI try to scrape my zit off on the kitchen wallWell that don't work, so i look aroundAnd find a big shiny thumb-tackPut it on the floor, lay downPop the zit on my back
