ApologetiX - Downer Of A Sister Lyrics
Wake up, we probably should talk a little, JacobWhy? Because there's been a major shake upLight the lamp they keep on the tableYeah, you married me instead of RachelYou want me toWear a veil and never put the shades up?You want me toTry to starve and find a way to shape up?You want me toDrive to Egypt get myself a facial?You want me to?Oh, I don't think you trust in my shelf-life as your new brideI tried but Rachel's the perfect size!Wake up, Labal, you're in trouble this is JacobOpen the door or it'll break upWhy'd you give me Leah 'stead of RachelYeah you know she ain't no Charlie's Angel(You wanted to)Even if she puts on lots of make-up(Put fun into)Leah's face could scare away your hiccups(My honeymoon)I've seen better faces on a bagel(I'll punish you)Why don't we discuss this nice?Downsize your foolish prideWhy fight? I gave you the first in lineAnd I threw in a concubineAll right -- for Rachel just serve me twiceFather! Father! Father! Father!Father it's to intense; I can't stand to hear itFather you knew the plan -- Why did you give Jacob me?In disguise so secretly? Is there no escape for me?It's my heart you're breakin', please no!Brushed aside -- Now I'm just doin' timeI cry while Jacob diversifiesCan't lie -- she's such a cutie pieWhy try -- when Rachel's the perfect bride