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Arrogant Worms - Toronto Sucks Lyrics

  • I hate the skydome and the CN Tower too
  • I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
  • The rents too high, the airs unclean
  • The beaches are dirty and the people are mean
  • And the women are big and the men are dumb
  • And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum
  • The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
  • They dress real bad and they think they're New York
  • In Toronto, Ontario
  • "You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
  • I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
  • Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa
  • London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
  • And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
  • I took a trip to ONtario to visit Brian Mulrooney
  • He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
  • I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
  • "I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the orgon at the time!"
  • Ontariio Sucks
  • "actually, now tha I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country!Except Alberta, yeah I love Alberta, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt"
  • I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
  • And Prince Edward Island is too small
  • Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause it's the name of a bank
  • New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
  • Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad
  • Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks,
  • "Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. NOw isn't that stupid!?"
  • Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
  • And as for the territories, they're too cold!
  • And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
  • 'cause Alberta doesn't suck
  • But Calgary does

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