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  • My father was a lawyer, moms at university
  • My brother and my sister, they both have their ph.d.
  • My grampa was a pilot shooting nazis from t he sky
  • But I am the most famous, Im a tv weather guy
  • He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke
  • H e always says its sunny if the telestrators broke
  • Thinks a meteorologist knows what falls from the sky
  • But hes got a steady income as a tv weather guy
  • They said that Im not qualified to be on the tv
  • Dont know celsius from fahrenheit so I just say degrees
  • I just read the temperatures and make up a bunch of lies
  • And end up being right more than the guy on channel five
  • He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke
  • He always says its sunny if the telestrators broke
  • Thinks cloud are made from cotton that have blown up to the sky
  • But hes got a steady income as a tv weather guy
  • On saturdays I must be out of bed by five a.m.
  • Put on a ton of make-up and then stare at the camera lens
  • Greeting all the viewers with a hi-hi-hip-hello!
  • cause its the day I have to host a kiddie cartoon show
  • He smiles at the camera then to his puppet sock
  • He raves about the crayon drawings of the family dog
  • Did a promo at the shopping mall and made the children cry
  • Hes a lousy clown but a good tv weather guy
  • They said that Im not cute enough to be an anchorman
  • Not tough enough for sports and for the arts I was too bland
  • But I know that some day I will reach my tv goal
  • When I guest star on baywatch or 90210
  • til then Ill smile at the camera and tell a little joke
  • He always says its sunny if the telestrators broke
  • He wonders why big storms are always named for other guys
  • But hes got a steady income as a tv weather guy
  • Hes got a steady income as a tv weather guy!

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