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  • I never much believed in reincarnation
  • Thought it was only peoples imagination
  • But now Im forced into some reconsideration
  • cause somethings happened to my cat
  • That deserves some explanation
  • William shakespeares in my cat
  • My kitty is the bard
  • He used to be a playwright
  • Now hes digging up the yard
  • Hes still a cat in most respects
  • He likes to meow and purr
  • But now I introduce him as the cat
  • That wrote richard the third
  • I took him to see phantom
  • He said it was quite nice
  • But he cant go see miss saigon
  • Until he kills some mice
  • (until he kills some mice)
  • William shakespeares in my cat
  • It sometimes seems so deep
  • The guy who wrote twelfth night
  • Chews on my socks while Im asleep
  • Im really quite impressed
  • I own the cat who wrote macbeth
  • But if somethings rotten in this state
  • Its just his fishy breath
  • cause he wrote romeo and juliet
  • But his greatest story yet
  • Is coming back as someones pet
  • And gettin neutered by the vet
  • He got his paws caught in a net
  • Then he said to be or not to meeeow!
  • William shakespeares in my cat
  • He rarely ever talks
  • He makes his loudest statements
  • Standing in the litter box
  • He sleeps on all my shelves
  • And throws my books about the house
  • It doesnt sound like prose
  • When he bats his squeaky mouse
  • Sam becketts plays are witty,
  • Same thing for bernard shaw,
  • Oscar wilde is pretty,
  • But none of them have paws
  • (none of them have paws)
  • William shakespeares in my cat
  • He chases bits of fluff
  • John miltons in my goldfish
  • But I never liked his stuff
  • Im thinking that franz kafka
  • Really came back as a bug
  • And I hope andrew lloyd webber
  • Will stay underneath my rug
  • cause he wrote romeo and juliet
  • But his greatest story yet
  • Is coming back as someones pet
  • And gettin neutered by the vet
  • He got his paws caught in a net
  • Then he said to be or not to meeeow!
  • Take it, trevor!
  • (trevors solo on what sounds like a jews-harp-style instrument)
  • He wrote romeo and juliet
  • But his greatest story yet
  • Is coming back as someones pet
  • And gettin neutered by the vet
  • He got his paws caught in a net
  • Then he said to be or not to meeeow!

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