Audio Adrenaline - The Houseplant Song Lyrics
Once I read a bookAnd this is what it saidIf your music has a beatThen youre gonna wind up deadIt doesnt really matter if its christian or notIf its syncopated rhythm then your soul is gonna rotAnd this book was called ha! your gonna burnAnd in the second chapter I went on to learnChorus:Take two houseplantsAnd put them to the testSet them both in front of speakersAnd let the music do the restThe first one you play mozartOr something lovely like thatThe second one you play that petra or that megadeth.Doesnt really matter what kind of rock it is.So I took my two houseplantsAnd I put them to the testSet them both in front of speakersTo let the music do the restI powered up my pioneersTo let the music roarBut twenty minutes laterSomeones knocking at my doorI opened up my doorAnd there my neighbor stoodHe said, man Id like to get some sleepIf you think I couldI said, man, cant you see hereIve got this moral dilemma that I got to get clear.He said, what kind of moral dilemmaCould you have at this time of nightThat could make me so angryThat I just want to fight!?So I pointed to the page in that open bookThat had a picture of a potted plantAnd I said, go have a look.And he readChorusFirst of all he said,Thats wagner that youre playingIve never heard of petraAnd isnt megadeth all dead.And secondly, emphatically, he asked me,Whats the sense of hanging out with houseplantsWhen, hey,I live right across the fence.And I thought to myselfYou know, thats a good pointSo I took my two houseplants, andI put them both back outsideAnd me and my neighborWell, we went out for a driveWe talked about all the thingsThat really matter mostLike life and love and happinessAnd then the holy ghostAnd now my two houseplantsThey sit out in the sunAs for me and my neighborWell our friendship has becomeA meaningful relationshipThats headed straight to heavenBut as for nowWe like to sit around and listen to audio adrenalineCranked to eleven!
