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  • It's not hard to see that I'm not cool.
  • Not too many friends when I was in school.
  • So I sat all alone and I learned how to rap,
  • And I became a smart-aleck, started talking crap.
  • Never really concerned with popularity
  • Because I was in a basement rolling 20-d
  • Throwing down dagger damage with my trusty 4-sider
  • I wrote fanfics and called myself a writer.
  • The only one who still thinks I'm awesome.
  • The only adult still yelling, "Awesome Possum!"
  • A couple of my friends have owned a ferret
  • You might have muscles but I'm not scared yet.
  • You might have ladies. Ok, I'll concede
  • That I'd give up Coca-Cola if I could get a lady.
  • I don't have low self-esteem, it's only a word.
  • So stand up and be proud if your ass is a nerd.
  • I'm a nerd.
  • There's nothing I can do about it.
  • I'm a nerd.
  • I roleplay and I brag about it.
  • I'm a nerd.
  • On the net till 5 am.
  • I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd.
  • But that's who I am.
  • I never listened to what my gym teacher said,
  • So instead I play WoW with my level 20 Undead.
  • I doodle all day and I can't concentrate
  • So much so that my fat ass almost didn't graduate.
  • For clarification I'm a nerd. Not a geek.
  • Geeks get good grades. I get in trouble when I speak.
  • Geeks get excited about a science fieldtrip.
  • Nerds don't really care because my people skip.
  • We act superior but we still watch cartoons.
  • Laughing our asses off yelling out, "Hesh Rules!"
  • With my pack of friends Saturday is Nerd Night.
  • Playing GURPS so long I challenge Hank to a knife fight.
  • Playing table top games, and CCGs (Collectable Card Games)
  • And then at one we take a break and head for Mickey Ds
  • Playing pirated movies and stolen CDs.
  • Internet celebrity homes, I do what I please.
  • I'm a nerd.
  • There's nothing I can do about it.
  • I'm a nerd.
  • I roleplay and I brag about it.
  • I'm a nerd.
  • On the net till 5 am.
  • I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd.
  • But that's who I am.
  • I step on the dance floor but I won't move.
  • All I do is bob my head when I'm feeling the groove.
  • Calculator in my pocket and there's one on my wrist
  • I got this sexy nerd flavor that you can't resist.
  • Man, don't forget, I got this magic ring
  • That does +5 fire damage. That's some powerful bling.
  • Out nerd me? Don't try. I'll tell you why
  • Cause I can quote every single line from Family Guy.
  • I got all this caffeine coursing though my veins.
  • Catch me on E-Bay bidding on Gene Roddenberry's brains.
  • I keep telling people I'm not that Numa Numa kid.
  • But I'm just pissed because he did it before I did.
  • Mixing up white Russians cause I wanna be The Dude.
  • I'm not a shut in, I'm just misunderstood.
  • Pixilated *****s got me feeling good.
  • I'm a nerd mo fo. Rude, brash, and crude.
  • I'm a nerd.
  • There's nothing I can do about it.
  • I'm a nerd.
  • I roleplay and I brag about it.
  • I'm a nerd.
  • On the net till 5 am.
  • I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd.
  • But that's who I am.

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