Beefy - Nerd LyricsIt's not hard to see that I'm not cool.Not too many friends when I was in school.So I sat all alone and I learned how to rap,And I became a smart-aleck, started talking crap.Never really concerned with popularityBecause I was in a basement rolling 20-dThrowing down dagger damage with my trusty 4-siderI wrote fanfics and called myself a writer.The only one who still thinks I'm awesome.The only adult still yelling, "Awesome Possum!"A couple of my friends have owned a ferretYou might have muscles but I'm not scared yet.You might have ladies. Ok, I'll concedeThat I'd give up Coca-Cola if I could get a lady.I don't have low self-esteem, it's only a word.So stand up and be proud if your ass is a nerd.I'm a nerd.There's nothing I can do about it.I'm a nerd.I roleplay and I brag about it.I'm a nerd.On the net till 5 am.I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd.But that's who I am.I never listened to what my gym teacher said,So instead I play WoW with my level 20 Undead.I doodle all day and I can't concentrateSo much so that my fat ass almost didn't graduate.For clarification I'm a nerd. Not a geek.Geeks get good grades. I get in trouble when I speak.Geeks get excited about a science fieldtrip.Nerds don't really care because my people skip.We act superior but we still watch cartoons.Laughing our asses off yelling out, "Hesh Rules!"With my pack of friends Saturday is Nerd Night.Playing GURPS so long I challenge Hank to a knife fight.Playing table top games, and CCGs (Collectable Card Games)And then at one we take a break and head for Mickey DsPlaying pirated movies and stolen CDs.Internet celebrity homes, I do what I please.I'm a nerd.There's nothing I can do about it.I'm a nerd.I roleplay and I brag about it.I'm a nerd.On the net till 5 am.I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd.But that's who I am.I step on the dance floor but I won't move.All I do is bob my head when I'm feeling the groove.Calculator in my pocket and there's one on my wristI got this sexy nerd flavor that you can't resist.Man, don't forget, I got this magic ringThat does +5 fire damage. That's some powerful bling.Out nerd me? Don't try. I'll tell you whyCause I can quote every single line from Family Guy.I got all this caffeine coursing though my veins.Catch me on E-Bay bidding on Gene Roddenberry's brains.I keep telling people I'm not that Numa Numa kid.But I'm just pissed because he did it before I did.Mixing up white Russians cause I wanna be The Dude.I'm not a shut in, I'm just misunderstood.Pixilated *****s got me feeling good.I'm a nerd mo fo. Rude, brash, and crude.I'm a nerd.There's nothing I can do about it.I'm a nerd.I roleplay and I brag about it.I'm a nerd.On the net till 5 am.I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd.But that's who I am.