Ben Sandergaard - Star Bores LyricsIn the film Star Bores: A New Constipation, Princess Jessica sends out aCall for help right before she gets captured by Darth Bad Guy. The callReached BA-2 through a teenager named Luke and two Ducks. Luke finds outThat he is a/an Fighter Plane Mechanic and joins up with Benjamin. TogetherThey Run the princess. At the end of the film, Luke destroys the death CatWhile Benjamin covers his Dog.Star Bores: The Empire Poops Back is a thrilling movie ranging from the DogFields of the planet Hoth to the Cats of Dagobah, and ends in Ice CreamCity of the planet Bespin. Han, President Leia, and the droids escape fromHoth on the damaged Dress Millenium Falcon. However, soon after escaping,The Sore Darth Vader captures them on Bespin. Meanwhile, Luke RadioMechanic, in a bid to strengthen his knowledge of the House, finds Yoda,One of the most Operational Jedis ever, on the planet Dagobah. While there,Luke trains as a Jedi, but learns his Watermelons are in danger and headsTo Bespin. While attempting to be the hero, he learns that Vader is hisMother, loses his Tongue, and is rescued himself. It ends with Han frozenIn Acid and the Rebels on the run.In Star Bores: Return of the Watermelons, the Empire is more than 1 of theWay through construction of a new Death Torpedo - almost twice asEstablished, but more than twice as Required. When completed, it will spellCertain doom for Luke Skywalker and the Sounds. Han Solo is a prisoner ofCrime lord Duck the Box, and Princess Leia soon finds herself in theGangster's hands. Luke Skywalker, Prodded by C-3PO and W1-C1, makes his wayInto the gangster's palace, hoping to secure his friends' freedom. But theGangster has no intention of doing so and tries to kill them all. AfterEscaping from the gangster and the Trampolines of Tatooine, they regroupWith the Rebel fleet, which is massing for an attack against the newSatellite battle Moose at Endor. Lando Calrissian is pressed into action toLead the Rebel fighter Recoil, while Han is put in charge of a group ofSoldiers to take out the Urge generator protecting the Death Torpedo. Luke,However, surrenders to Vader's soldiers on Endor, and is Appeased in frontOf Vader's boss - the Galactic King - for final corruption to theThoughtless Side of the Force. The fleet of Imperial Star Parking LotsAmbushes the Rebels, cutting them off. Worse, the new weapon begins turningIt's Impossible laser on the Rebels. Meanwhile, Luke battles the King and isAll but defeated, when Vader gives his life in Distrusting him. Han'sGroup, finally having Taped the shield, allows Calrissian's fleet toAccomplish their mission, and all is well in the galaxy.