Benefit - If I Owned A Midget Lyrics
life's got me mad, but if i had a midget i'd be gladto watch him jump around on my nintendo power padhe'd have a big head, short legs and long torsothe name that i'd give my pet midget is little gordoi'd teach him tricks like back flips and side kickswhen company came over he'd preform and get tipswhile im eatin' at nightin the kitchen he'd be ableto get the food scraps that i threw under the tableif my midget was ever badand acted enragedthen i'd take him to the bathroomand put him in his cagebut if he kept actin' up and really made me sicki'd hang him upside downand poke him with a stickLittle Gordowould be good, mosta the time thoughhe'd like to wear a helmet and run around yelling