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Benefit - If I Owned A Midget Lyrics

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  • life's got me mad, but if i had a midget i'd be glad
  • to watch him jump around on my nintendo power pad
  • he'd have a big head, short legs and long torso
  • the name that i'd give my pet midget is little gordo
  • i'd teach him tricks like back flips and side kicks
  • when company came over he'd preform and get tips
  • while im eatin' at night
  • in the kitchen he'd be able
  • to get the food scraps that i threw under the table
  • if my midget was ever bad
  • and acted enraged
  • then i'd take him to the bathroom
  • and put him in his cage
  • but if he kept actin' up and really made me sick
  • i'd hang him upside down
  • and poke him with a stick
  • Little Gordo
  • would be good, mosta the time though
  • he'd like to wear a helmet and run around yelling

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