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Benefit - Warp To World 6-9 Lyrics

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  • "Borrow my cars, and then you give us a test."
  • "What? The Mario test?
  • "Mario? Mario's a *****in psycho."
  • Its 1986, I'm in the first grade,
  • I'm workin really hard to get mario laid,
  • I gotta save the princess so he can get the *****,
  • Believe me-mario will get that ass so ***** luigi,
  • Mario really wants to get her in bed,
  • So bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head,
  • He just wants sex - so forget the wedding bells,
  • Jumping on lil mushroom men and turtle shells.
  • Dropping down green pipes and secret passage ways,
  • Making his move to the end,
  • Where the final castle lays.
  • Eat a magic mushroom, grow a little higher,
  • Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire.
  • All this creatures that attack won't cut Mario slack.
  • Oh shit, hold on, I'll be right back.
  • I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer,
  • It's gotta be hard to get laid if you're a plumber.
  • That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man,
  • And get him to the end so he can stop using his hand.
  • Mario doesn't wanna get hit, he'll shrink,
  • The princess wont ***** a little kid, I think.
  • So stay firm and attend to your own,
  • And eventually the princess will attend to you're bone.
  • (Chorus 2x)
  • Save the princess quick,
  • Because she wants a dick.
  • And if you set her free,
  • You get the *****
  • Bowser's trying to get head right now from the princess,
  • But if it's up to me that shit'll stop this instance.
  • Cloud people throwing little spiked animals,
  • Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals.
  • I hearn no body's yet run in the princess's oven,
  • And Mario always says, "Virgins, I love em"
  • I hate the Koopa Troppers so I'm gonna run up,
  • And jump on the back of their shells til I get one up.
  • I'm gonna keep playing and I'm never gonna quit,
  • Because some kid at school told me you can see the princess' tits.
  • I'm gonna beat it before any of my friends do,
  • So I can say I put ***** up on Mario's Menu.
  • At the end of each level, I jump up and get the flag,
  • And say to myself, another castle's in the bag.
  • I hope Bowser's ready cuz he's in for a ride,
  • And Mario's serious when it comes to homocide.
  • The princess is a freak even though she has class,
  • And Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass.
  • I hate the cannons, that shoot at you constantly,
  • And I hate platforms that fall out from below me.
  • It's all worth while just to see Mario smile,
  • Standing next to the princess, buck ***** profile.
  • So that's why it's my crusade to get Mario laid,
  • Super Mario Brother's, best game ever made.
  • (Chorus 2x)
  • Save the princess quick,
  • Because she wants a dick.
  • And if you set her free,
  • You get the *****.

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