Biz Markie - I'm An Ugly Nigga Lyrics
Hey hey hey, know what i heard?Beauty's only skin deep, ugly is to the boneBack in the days, i'm not gonna lieThey used to say i'm ugly, a hurting guyThey would crack on my lips, and my powderSaying i look like yuck without the house or ?wig howard?>from junior high to high school they thought i was retardedJust because the way i looked, they said i fartedI was very very sad and you wonder whyBecause my looks and my gear wasn't ultra flyI wouldn't even attempt to ask a girl outCause she get around her friends and began to shout""guess who asked me out to the movies girlfriendIt was mark, i told him if the world would end"But my parents told me beauty's only skin deepIf that's true then why do girls think that i'm a creep?I even joined the football team to get some recognitionBut that didn't spark the key in a girl's ignitionThey said i'm so ugly i give anican a headacheAw man, that is the icing on the cake!So i kick this to all the girls from houses to hutsI don't care what you think, cause you all are nutsI'm an ugly nigga, so what?If you don't like the way i look, you can kiss my buttI'm an ugly nigga, so what? so what? ewwwww (repeat 2x)I'm a tell you story that's really buggedAbout a guy with a benz and he's dealing drugsIn the begining before he got his richesHe was so ugly, he gave me the itchesI mean, if you see him, you think i might be kookyBut homeboy looked like, um, god-zookyI used to crack and joke and say he looked like a starAnd everybody laughed when i said "mon-star"I can't laugh now because it's a new decadeMy guzu-friend got the girls and got it madeI guess having jewels, having money, having a vehicleMakes you sexy, handsome, gorgeous, and adorableWhen you're spending money, giving girls what they wantBehind your back they talk about you say you're ugly and you frontWhy do you go to bed with someone that you don't likeJust because they got a nice car like reverend ikeIt would be wrong if he heard what you're thinkingThinking that he look like, um, stinking jenkinsBut let me tell you a secret, he has espAnd this is what he whispered in my ear to meI'm an ugly nigga, so what?Just because i got loot, that's why you give me the butt?I'm an ugly nigga, so what? so what? (repeat 2x)Let me tell you how poor i wasDome to the doo, and doo to the domeFor the dome i go to school and for the doo i use a combNow people always ask how are these things knownCause the dome does the doing for things that are done at homeThat's why i keep a pick in my knappy froAnd for lunch i eat ragu with my sloppy joeBut at night i be starving, like messy marvinI get cheap and go settle for the white castle bargainThey offer me a lot in the armyBut i'd rather get it second hand from the salvation armyCause times are getting harder than boot campMan i'm so poor i need to print my face on a food stampSo if my hooptie breaks down, i just have to sufferAnd tell minekie "i'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!"So i keep clear thoughts as the weeks runBut even on the beaches, they call me a beach bumSomething ain't right with me, and that really frightens meCause nowadays girls don't even like to sprighten meSome say i'm embarassing, but i got some comparisonLike if i was on tv, i would be oscar madisonIs there another like me? only god knowsMan i should even rap in church cause i wear holy clothesBut for now i'm just going to do the strutAnd this is what i say to girls from houses to hutsI'm an ugly nigga, so what?Just because i'm poor, that's why you won't give me the butt?I'm an ugly nigga, so what? so what? (repeat 2x)
