Bloodhound Gang - Hell Yeah Lyrics
Alright now boys and girls weve got another story for you now!We want to introduce to you another friend of the bible!Hell yeahHell yeahHell yeahHell yeahIf I were God there would be no explicit sex on t.v.Like little opie eating pie when he made it with aunt beaIf I were God thou shall not worship false billy idolsAnd thou shall add the book of flavor flav to the bibleThou shall make fun of hindus thou shall not make a speed 2If I were God thats what Id do heavens noHell yeahHell yeahHell yeahHell yeahIf I were God Id get a bunch of slaves to do everythingNorwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to singIf I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with flip-flopsThou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swapThou shall resist the olsen twins, thou shall not cut footlooseIf I were God thats what Id do, heavens noHell yeahHell yeahHell yeahHell yeahAnd when they nail my pimpled ass to the crossIll tell them I found jesus that should throw them offHe goes by the name jesus and steals hubcaps from carsOh jesus can I borrow your crowbar?To pry these God damn nails out theyre beginning to hurtCrucified and all I got was this lousy t-shirtI cant believe its not butter! Ill sing as Im floggedYeah thats what I would do if I were godSo vote for me for savior and youll go to heavenYour lame duck lord is like kevin spacey in sevenWith creepy threats of h-e-double-hockey-stickYou just cant teach an old God new tricksBut would I be a good messiah with my low self-esteem?If I dont believe in myself would that be blasphemy?Just sport some crummy holier than thou facadeYeah thats what I would do if I were god
