Bloodhound Gang - Three Point One Four Lyrics
My last girlfriend didnt like me thought she might beMost likely a dyke she just didnt excite meLefty? yeah but that was alrightShe was hotter than the sun but she just wasnt that brightMy mistake she was more flaky than a leper colonyI think a wooden clothespin would have been much better companyAss like a donkey acting funky gave her l now shes a flunkySo my love for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeysEarly bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the wordSo what if Im not the smartest peanut in the turdIm white which goes with everything but I can come in any colorAnd Im looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my motherBut its hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushyAnd how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies?Like em easy and hot and sweet like a rice krispie treat, geeYou know what I really want in a girl? meI need to find a new vaginaAny kind of new vaginaIts hard to rhyme a word like vaginaCalvin klein? kind of north carolinaWomen are like dog, doo, hear me through dont interruptIts just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-upId fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her raftersOld hens would rather put out than be put out to the pastureNo age just aint a gauge I like my girls like my cheesePreferably for me fat-free american singles onlyI want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinnerWont have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinnerLike sizzler she got a beef well chew the fatIf I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crapLet her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I dont play roughNo I cant be tied down with a girl that wants me tied upJust independent like nofx ,smart like janeane garafoloShed use big words to make fun of me so that I would never knowBestow upon me all her wisdom of the dewey decimal system, geeYou know what I really want in a girl? meI need to find a new vaginaAny kind of new vaginaIts hard to rhyme a word like vaginaKevin klein? kind of south carolinaVagina vagina vagina vaginaVagina vagina vagina vagina
