Brad Paisley - Online Lyrics
I Work Down At The Pizza PitAnd I Drive And Old HundaiI Still Live With My Mom And DadI 5'3 And OverweightI'm A Sci-fi FantaticMild AthsmaticNever Been To 2nd BaseBut There's A Whole Nother MeThat You Need To SeeGo Check Out MyspaceCause Online I'm Down In HollywoodI'm 6'5 And I Look Damn GoodI Drive A MazaratiI'm A Black Belt In KarateAnd I Love A Good Glass Of WineIt Turns Girls On That I'm MysteriousI Tell 'em I Don't Want Nothing SeriousCause Even On A Slow Day I Can Have A Three WayChat With Two Women At One TimeI'm So Much Cooler OnlineSo Much Cooler OnlineI Get Home, I Kiss My MomAnd She Fixes Me A SnackI Head Down To My Basement BedroomAnd Fire Up The MacIn Real Life, The Only Time IEver Even Been To LaWas When I Got The Chance With The Marching BandTo Play Tuba In The Rose Parade.Online I Live In MalibuI Posed For Calvin Kline, I've Been In GqI'm Single And I'm RichAnd I Got A Set Of Six Pack Abs That'll Blow Your MindIt Turns Girls On That I'm MysteriousI Tell 'em I Don't Want Nothing SeriousCause Even On A Slow Day I Can Have A Three WayChat With Two Women At One TimeI'm So Much Cooler OnlineYeah I'm Cooler OnlineWhen You Got My Kinda Stacks, It's Hard To Get A DateLet Alone A Real GirlfriendBut I Grow Another FootAnd I Lose A Bunch Of Weight Everytime I Log InOnline I'm Out In HollywoodI'm 6'5 And I Look Damn GoodEven On A Slow Day, I Can Have A Three WayChat With Two Women At One TimeI'm So Much Cooler OnlineYeah I'm Cooler OnlineI'm So Much Cooler OnlineYeah I'm Cooler Online
