Bret Michaels - Party Rock Band Lyrics
My album sucks, the critics sayI can't sing and I can't playAll I care about is sex and moneyI look out-dated, I think that's funnyBut I'm too shallow to really give a damnCause I sing for a party rock bandIn '86, fans ripped out my hairNow it's '96, there ain't none thereThe girls used to talk dirty to meBut now it just really hurts when I peeBut I'm too stoned to really give a damn'Cause I sing for my party rock bandBi-sexual girls, come get to know meYou can be my two and onlyI'll be your brain-damaged party rock manMy agent says I need publicityTold me act depressed, they'd take me seriouslySo wrecked my car into a telephone poleTried to date the singer from HoleBut Courtney didn't love meDon't they understand?'Cause I'm a shallow minded, sex cravin', don'tCare about nothing unless I'm getting laidParty rock band.