Charlie Mcdonnell - Hayley G Hoover Lyrics
I'm not really in love with anyoneBut sometimes I like to pretendThat Hayley G Hoover is my girlfriendShe lives all the way over in AmericaAnd we don't share the same political viewsBut as far as hypothetical girlfriends goShe'll doHayley G Hoover is sucking up my heartShe'll store it in a flask and she'll keep it foreverHayley G Hoover, she is quite a moverHer videos are goodAnd if after hearing this song you're considering going and watching themThen I reckon you shouldI met her IRL one timeAnd she was pretty niceBut when I meet her in my mindShe does much more than just sufficeShe's the perfect woman more or lessThough less is more but I digressShe's the perfect girl for meThough, not reallyHayley G Hoover is hoovering up my loveAnd she'll store it just above where she put my heartHayley G Hoover she's cuter than a gooferHer videos are neatAnd if after hearing this song you're considering going and watching themThen then that'd be greetHayley G Hoover (Hayley G Hoover)Hayley G Hoover (Hayley G Hoover)Hayley G Hoover (Hayley G Hoover)And I know that I'm not Bo Burnham but I hope I'll do'Cause I want to spend all of my daysFantasying quietly and you and me and me and youThe Wine Kone's got nothing on meI'm a bigger creep than he'll ever beBecause I want you inside of meThough I only mean that mentallyI'm not really in love with anyoneBut sometimes I like to pretendThat Hayley G Hoover is my girlfriend