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Chris De Burgh - Patricia The Stripper 2000 Lyrics

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  • Dennis is a menace
  • With his "Anyone for tennis?"
  • And he'd beseech me to come keep the score.
  • And Maude said, "Oh Lord, I'm so terribly bored"
  • I really can't stand it anymore...
  • I'm going...out to dinner,
  • With a gorgeous singer,
  • To a little place I know,
  • Down by the quay.
  • Her name is Patricia,
  • She calls herself Delicia
  • And the reason isn't
  • Very hard to see.
  • She said, God made her a sinner
  • Just to keep those fat men thinner
  • As they tumble down in heaps
  • Before her feet.
  • They hang around in groups
  • Like battle weary troops,
  • One can often see the
  • Queue right down the street.
  • Because Patricia
  • Or Delicia
  • Not only is a singer
  • She also removes all her clothing
  • For Patricia,
  • Is the best stripper in town...
  • And with a swing of her hips,
  • She started to strip
  • To tremendous applause
  • She took of her drawers
  • And with a lick of her lips
  • She undid all her clips,
  • Threw it all in the air
  • And everyone stared
  • And as the last piece of clothing
  • Fell to the floor,
  • The police were banging on the door
  • On a Saturday night,
  • In 1924
  • Take it away boys...
  • Well, Patricia was arrested
  • And everyone detested,
  • The terrible manner in which
  • she was exposed
  • Later on in court
  • where everyone thought
  • A summer's run in jail
  • would be proposed..
  • But the judge said, "Patricia,
  • Or may I say Delicia,
  • The facts of this case lie before me (knock, knock, knock)
  • Case dismissed... This girl was in her working clothes...
  • And with a swing of her hips,
  • She started to strip
  • To tremendous applause
  • She took off her drawers
  • And with a lick of her lips
  • She undid all her clips,
  • Threw it all in the air
  • And everyone stared
  • And as the last piece of clothing
  • Fell to the floor,
  • The police were yelling out for more (more)
  • On a Saturday night
  • In 1924.

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