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  • (feat. Mic Galper)
  • Ahem, yeah.
  • I get rowdy,
  • Rough,
  • Drunk,
  • Reciting an anth
  • On the table all night
  • I'm the beer pong champ.
  • What?
  • Drink until my mother *****ing
  • Liver gets cramps
  • And I've lost everything
  • Within the pockets of my pants;
  • Like, shit where's my phone?
  • Keys?
  • Shit, who has my wallet?
  • Dude, you probably lost it,
  • You stupid alcoholic.
  • Ha, ***** you *****.
  • I weigh 160,
  • So it only takes a few shots
  • To get myself tipsy.
  • Yeah, you're more than I'm drunk
  • Then I move on to wasted,
  • Black out,
  • Find me passed out on the pavement.
  • Slurring every statement,
  • Vision getting blurry,
  • Sipping 40's from
  • 4: 40 to 2: 30.
  • I'm dirty,
  • Plus I ball like Michael,
  • Get wasted like plastic that isn't recycled.
  • Oh shit,
  • I'm too fly,
  • Rhyming it nice,
  • So drunk I could get a DUI on a bike.
  • Mix up the lime
  • With a little co-co-nut.
  • Taking shots from the half filled
  • Solo cups.
  • Get smashed like dropped pottery,
  • Probably,
  • Couldn't walk a straight line
  • If I had a *****ing cop watching me.
  • Walking into shit,
  • Like I couldn't avoid it.
  • Just looking for a girl,
  • Tryin' to make some poor choices.
  • But whether I get laid
  • Or end up in a brawl,
  • I just blame it on the a-a-alcohol.
  • 'Cause I'm drunk,
  • So do not play around with me.
  • 'Cause I'm drunk,
  • Somebody take away my keys.
  • 'Cause I'm drunk,
  • Shit I can barely even see.
  • I think it's time to make some bad decisions...
  • ('Cause I'm drunk)
  • Hey yo,
  • I come through already blunted,
  • Like flip cup,
  • Who won it?
  • Twenty on the table, son,
  • I'm about to make a honey.
  • You can make it rain,
  • But I'm 'bout to make it sunny.
  • That means I keep my money,
  • Buddy I'm not a dummy.
  • Day and night,
  • It's the kill.
  • Looking for some honey,
  • Got my homie Chris Webby
  • To make sure she ain't chubby.
  • 'Cause I drank a lot of bubbly,
  • In the living room stumbling,
  • Everybody lookin' lovely
  • But I came here from the [?].
  • I love the (star beefs),
  • And I can't control it.
  • Might wake up with
  • Missing teeth
  • Like the hangover.
  • I might wake up with a ***** slut
  • From Angola.
  • I don't know bro,
  • I'm just saying,
  • I ain't staying sober.
  • So move over,
  • For this fat *****
  • Puts roofies in my cola.
  • Cool,
  • That's what I wanted,
  • Wrestling sumo with (a cobra?).
  • There,
  • Beware when it's time to go upstairs,
  • ***** a trojan,
  • Got socks,
  • Make sure you go up there.
  • 'Cause I'm drunk,
  • So do not play around with me.
  • 'Cause I'm drunk,
  • Somebody take away my keys.
  • 'Cause I'm drunk,
  • Shit I can barely even see.
  • I think it's time to make some bad decisions...
  • 'Cause I'm drunk.

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