Chris Webby - Cuz I'm Drunk Lyrics(feat. Mic Galper)Ahem, yeah.I get rowdy,Rough,Drunk,Reciting an anthOn the table all nightI'm the beer pong champ.What?Drink until my mother *****ingLiver gets crampsAnd I've lost everythingWithin the pockets of my pants;Like, shit where's my phone?Keys?Shit, who has my wallet?Dude, you probably lost it,You stupid alcoholic.Ha, ***** you *****.I weigh 160,So it only takes a few shotsTo get myself tipsy.Yeah, you're more than I'm drunkThen I move on to wasted,Black out,Find me passed out on the pavement.Slurring every statement,Vision getting blurry,Sipping 40's from4: 40 to 2: 30.I'm dirty,Plus I ball like Michael,Get wasted like plastic that isn't recycled.Oh shit,I'm too fly,Rhyming it nice,So drunk I could get a DUI on a bike.Mix up the limeWith a little co-co-nut.Taking shots from the half filledSolo cups.Get smashed like dropped pottery,Probably,Couldn't walk a straight lineIf I had a *****ing cop watching me.Walking into shit,Like I couldn't avoid it.Just looking for a girl,Tryin' to make some poor choices.But whether I get laidOr end up in a brawl,I just blame it on the a-a-alcohol.'Cause I'm drunk,So do not play around with me.'Cause I'm drunk,Somebody take away my keys.'Cause I'm drunk,Shit I can barely even see.I think it's time to make some bad decisions...('Cause I'm drunk)Hey yo,I come through already blunted,Like flip cup,Who won it?Twenty on the table, son,I'm about to make a honey.You can make it rain,But I'm 'bout to make it sunny.That means I keep my money,Buddy I'm not a dummy.Day and night,It's the kill.Looking for some honey,Got my homie Chris WebbyTo make sure she ain't chubby.'Cause I drank a lot of bubbly,In the living room stumbling,Everybody lookin' lovelyBut I came here from the [?].I love the (star beefs),And I can't control it.Might wake up withMissing teethLike the hangover.I might wake up with a ***** slutFrom Angola.I don't know bro,I'm just saying,I ain't staying sober.So move over,For this fat *****Puts roofies in my cola.Cool,That's what I wanted,Wrestling sumo with (a cobra?).There,Beware when it's time to go upstairs,***** a trojan,Got socks,Make sure you go up there.'Cause I'm drunk,So do not play around with me.'Cause I'm drunk,Somebody take away my keys.'Cause I'm drunk,Shit I can barely even see.I think it's time to make some bad decisions...'Cause I'm drunk.