Chris Webby - Mad Bars LyricsYeah. This shit right here is for all the haters (haters). Alright?Everybody sayin', "Yo dude, you can't spit."And I'm like, I'm like, "Yo ***** that I can spit! ".Ha. So uh, let me just lay down mad bars.(Mad bars) Yeah.I'll spit a whole bunch of barsRe-roll up cigars.I am greater than the rest,Super nova, the stars.You're just the common coldI am sors,I do not spar,Every single blow will hit hard.And I know what you are,And hm, you're not me.Outdo you in anything,***** just watch me.I drop shit on any topic,Hottnes,Then swap spit with hot chicksAnd get my ***** licked.I'm a rot pitMixed with a little bijon.Hugh Heff in a fleshStay rollin' with three blondes.So don't hate this,I can't help that I'm great *****.I spit a rhyme and I'm oudie (Audi),Like an A6.I make hitsAnd I hit the marijuana.Then beat the shit out of RihannaJust because I wanna.Haha. Nah, I ain't Chris Brown.I am Chris Web.CT is listenin' to everything this kid says.The only time I get bread'sAt a mealBefore my main course,God damn I need a deal.I'm broke out on bailAnd I'm livin' with my parents.But I spit,And got these high school girls starin'.Darin' to be different,Apparently it's rhythmThat's keeping me goin'Every momentThat Webby be spittin'.Spittin' like I got a loogieStuck in my throat.But ***** itI'm dope.The ring leader's runnin' the show.So ring around the rosie,With a pocket full of OC's.Pop 'em all at onceAnd OD,Oh me!Oh my!So high!I don't even want to landContraband in my waistbandRip it 'cause I can.Half man,Half ninja turtle,Half a *****in' head case.If I don't make it on the mic,I'll make a sex tape.Me, Kim Kardashian, and ParisIn a three way.Earn a right to diskAnd make a million off of ebay.I got true bloodRunnin' in my veins.Sharper than a vampire's fangs,Bang!Sneeze a lightning bolt'Cause I'm always spitting thunder.Runnin' shit like AriCause drama like Vince's brother.Smoother than butterWith a pocket full of rubbersAnd skills that'll make your girlS-s-s-s-stutter.Back up in this mother *****erWith avengence.Make 'em pauseLike they got a comma in their sentence.You can tell them this shitAs soon as I hit the entrance.***** the shampooWe rollin' that Herbal Essense.'Cause I'm great like Alexander.Two pokie balls,Hanging,Spit flames like charmander.And I got your chickWetter than a blastoiseShe said I'm sexyAnd she love my raspy ass voice.I'll turn the stage into a slaughter houseAsk Roise*****ing with Webby is just a bad choice!I'm a mother *****ing goblin man.Get the Cablevision,Rhythm, rippin' on demand.You can see me with the mic on my sonogramAnd the doc was like,"Hm, I think we've got a problem ma'am".Had a rattle in my right handDutchie in the other, kid,Diaper on my assThirty rac up in the *****ing crib.Had 'em sayin,"What the ***** is up? ".'Cause all I do is fill up cupsAnd puff a dutch.Rollin' with a crew of giantsLike Justin TucksSo if you really wanna stepBetter muscle up'Cause I really got to show 'emWhen enough's enough.'Cause now these rappers trying to bite meLike scruff mcgruff.Gotta get these damn dogs youthinized.I am back,I'll as can be,And super-sizedLike Star FoxI am truly fly.Can't do what I do,Excuse you...I be runnin' shit with my managerYounger than me.When I'm young as *****,And still nobody *****ing with me.I am in A&R's wet dreamReady for the shit'Cause the games a *****ing rapWhen they let Webby in this *****.Because the game's a *****ing rapWhen they let Webby in this *****. [x2]Yeah, you know.Mad bars.Maaaad bars.Spit straight on any mixtape.I'm I'll.Yeah, what.