Chris Webby - Where The Party At LyricsOh, whoa, okay.Ha ha ha ha ha...It's Chris Webby mother *****ers.Yeah,Where the party at?Where the party at?Yo back in middle school yoThis used to be my joint.For real,So let me get it uh.Yo...I can't lie,All day,I'm a partier.I walk in more flyThan Laguardia.Yeah I'm white,I don't mean to startle yah.I rep the burbs from CTTo Narnia.I'm talkin' Solo cups,Keystone Light.Cop 'em by the 30Ain't no beating the price.When it comes to gettin' twisted,This dude here's gifted.Got cats and bossAnd sayin' I'm wicked.'Cause if you bring a beat,Them I'm a bring bars.Then I'm a show youWhere the Wild Things Are.I make it rain till it's pouring,I don't spit game.I put my cleats on, *****,And start scoring.Ye, I'm nice as *****So light it up.Hmm, where's the journalistTo write this up?In the tabloids,'Cause I'm making mad noise.***** making a band, dude,I already know I'm a bad boy.'Cause the rules?I don't follow 'em.And my family jewels?She gon' swallow 'em.'Cause you knowI'll make your neighborhood rock,Turn the house partyInto *****ing Woodstock.No cut, paste, and copy,Don't mean to sound *****y.But that's just my confidence, yo,And I'm hardbody.Cruisin',Something like Ducatis,Maybe Kawasaki,I'm cooler than Lifanzie [?].'Cause I've been a superstar,Ever since my mommyWen't into labor,Then out popped me.Not even a street sign'sCapable to stop me.Keep my lyrics stuck in your headLike some Epoxy.Now, mother*****er,Comin' out of the south.On a CT,Get it poppin' offAnd I'm out.I'm nice, so you better notice.Pop bottles withAndy Sandberg and T-PainOn a boat, *****!So honey how you doin'?How's your night goin'?We can head back to my cribIf you like boning.And I like boning,Until it's bright mornin'And I'm a spitUntil I get my *****ing mic stolen.But I won't allow a burglery,I'm goin' in likeOpen heart surgery.Until I'm on TVLike Ron Burgundy,I'm a spit until everybody heard of me.It's Chris Webby.Man,I said it's Chris Webby.*****,Where the party at?Now, where the party at?Where the party at?Now where the party at?*****, and I'm out.