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  • Ho Ho Ho Ho!
  • There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree
  • Gussied up with candy canes and balls
  • Those carolers have kept me up for hours
  • It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
  • Now I'm no wiccan commie nut or nothing
  • But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand
  • It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
  • But it'll surely make a fool out of every man
  • Ha
  • If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
  • You know where to stick those jingle bells
  • If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
  • And all you mother*****ers go to hell
  • If I ain't *****eyed then it ain't Kwanzaa
  • Joy to the world and jack and coke
  • If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
  • Cause I ain't never anything but broke
  • Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
  • Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
  • Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
  • And those colored lights are *****ing infantile
  • I think we collectively as a people
  • Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
  • And tell the world:
  • "Let's buy some peace and quiet for a change"
  • Before we spend it all on *****ing toys.
  • Ha
  • So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
  • You know where to stick those jingle bells
  • If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
  • Fa la la la la go ***** yourself!
  • If I ain't *****eyed it ain't Kwanzaa
  • Joy to the world of getting stoned
  • If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
  • So leave this god damn scrooge the ***** alone.
  • Ha
  • Merry *****ing christmas!
  • (Hi Simon!)

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