Corky And The Juice Pigs - Suzanne LyricsAnd now wed like to do a tribute to a very talented songwriter, singer, dancer, juggler, skateboarder, ice cream saleswoman, nazi hunter, fugitive logger, cakemaker, cat owner, dog worshipper,Ge stuffer, mushroom licker and toadstool. this is our tribute to the very lovely and talented suzanne vega.(knocking)Come in.A small boy comes walking on the street as afar above him a gull swings with tiny, razor-sharp onions taped to its eyelids and it screams, this is your pune!And the boy says, whats a pune? as he falls into a cupAnd screams, I am boiling, I think Im boiling up.And then the sky opens up and a huge craftwagon falls to the earth and out of it jumped jesus. and then I heard a sound, it sounded like freedom but it ended up being very quiet so I went back tEp. and then I heard a noise deep in my bowels. it reminded me of christmas trees because it was so green. and I had a floatation device installed in my liver so I would not sink if I drowned. aEn out of the nursery I heard the children screaming, why do they always make me ?Are you lost in love?Just like meLooking for loveJust like meHoping for loveJust like meSearching for loveJust like meOu est lamour?My uncle thought he was a tuba so we all blew hard on his buttocks and he made noises out of the bell of his head. and I said, ha ha, theres the funny uncle. he is a brass instrument, notOdwind, remember that, kids. and then out of the dresser there came a loaf of socks and everyone said, mmm delicious! just what we need for our picnic party!I dreamed of youAnd I dreamed in blueAnd then I washed my hair.Sometimes when Im all alone I crawl under the carpet and search for bits of lint and then I knit them together into a little brother and I torment him with my evil, evil eyes until he cries.Have you ever smelled a porcupine as its thrown the air by a huge lumberjack who screams, Im never going to wash myself again, not for a million dollars!Are you lost in love?Just like meLooking for loveJust like meSearching for loveJust like meLooking for loveJust like meHere we go!I am a dolphinI am a squirrelI am a beast who lives beneath the watersWatch me flip my venomous tail as I make noises with my blowhole.I am a crystal piece of jewelryI am a float in a big paradeI am a quiet little mincing moron in your suit pocketI once left myself all alone and realized that I had no phone, so I borrowed my sisters and she said, may I call you?And I said, why? because I am the pope of all the queens of england! would you kiss me?And then I heard a noise and it sounded like my little bones turning to squid and everyone kicked me and said, release your ink now, buddy!And then I diedBut no one criedBecause I died inside.