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  • [Intro - Eminem]
  • I don't know dude
  • I think everybody's all jealous and shit
  • Cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude
  • And I think everybody's got a *****in problem with me dude
  • And they need to take it up with me after the show
  • Because.
  • [Chorus - Eminem]
  • These chicks don't even know the name of my band
  • But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
  • Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
  • All because I'm the lead singer of my band
  • [Verse - Eminem]
  • So I get off stage right and drop the mic
  • Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
  • "Sup ladies? my name's Slim Shady
  • I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"
  • They're all like "Oh my God it's him!"
  • "Becky oh my *****ing god it's Eminem!!!"
  • "I swear to *****ing God dude you *****ing rock!"
  • "Please won't you please let me suck your *****!"
  • And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
  • Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
  • All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes
  • Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
  • So like every single night they pick a fight with me
  • But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
  • Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
  • Dude I just think you're trying to steal the light from me
  • Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
  • Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
  • This rock star shit, it's the life for me
  • And all the other guys just despise me be
  • [Chorus]
  • [Bridge - Eminem] (3x)
  • My band! my band! my band!
  • [Verse - Swifty McVay]
  • You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
  • Hey dad how come we don't rap on protools?
  • Smash these vocals and do a performance
  • But we in the van and he in a tour bus
  • You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
  • And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you were Kuniva)
  • What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?!
  • Cause my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
  • See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
  • All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
  • So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
  • Doing jumpin jacks whiling get whipped on my back
  • [Verse - Kuniva & (Kon Artis)]
  • Look at Em little punk ass thinking he the shit
  • (Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick)
  • Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
  • (Eminem: No I had an interview, not you two)
  • You gon be late for soundcheck
  • (Man I ain't going to soundcheck)
  • And our mics are screwed up (and his always sound best!)
  • (You know what man, I'm a say something)
  • (Hey yo Em!) (Eminem: You got somethin to say?!)
  • (Man nothing) I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up?
  • (Man I'm a tell him when I feel like it, man shut up)
  • (And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be a crew)
  • Man I was bout to talk right after you, I swear
  • (Aww man whatever) I swear man
  • [Chorus]
  • [Verse - Proof]
  • They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
  • Went from sold out arenas to the amusement parks
  • I'm gon let the world know that Proof is hot
  • I should cut his mic off when the music starts
  • (Eminem: Hey yo it's.. )
  • Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
  • Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your band!)
  • We ain't a band *****, we don't play instruments
  • So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent?
  • And these guys acting funny every area code
  • (Eminem: Proof carry my bag) ***** carry your own
  • Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
  • (Who the ***** are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
  • [Verse - Bizarre]
  • God damn it, I'm sick of this group
  • Time for me to go solo and make some loot
  • I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
  • Till Kon Artis - slipped me some crack
  • 'Lose Yourself' video I was in the back
  • 'Superman' video I was in the back
  • For the media, I got some suggestions
  • ***** Marshall! ask us the questions
  • Like who's D12? how we get started? (What about Eminem?)
  • ***** are you retarded?!
  • Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group
  • Big ass stomache, *****es think I'm cute (hey sexy!)
  • 50 told me to do situps to get buff
  • Did two and a half and then couldn't get up
  • ***** D12! I'm outta this band
  • I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
  • [Eminem Singing]
  • Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
  • And it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band
  • (Man ***** this!) {*punch*}
  • [Chorus - Bizarre]
  • These chicks don't even know the name of my band (ha ha!)
  • But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (***** Marshall!)
  • Cause once I blow I know that I'll be the man
  • All because I'm the lead singer of my band
  • [Bridge]
  • [Bizarre]
  • The hottest boy band in the world - D12!
  • [Eminem as a Salsa singer]
  • I'm the lead singer of my band
  • I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
  • And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
  • Makes all the pretty girl's want to dance
  • My salsa, look out for my next single it's called 'My Salsa'
  • My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
  • Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
  • And take off their underpants
  • My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
  • And take off their underpants, my salsa
  • Where'd everybody go?

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