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Daffy Duck - Daffy Duck's Rhapsody Lyrics

  • Greetings!
  • My name is Daffy
  • There's no other duck like me
  • Because I'm so daffy
  • And the reason I'm daffy
  • And so gosh-derned riff-raffy
  • And so screwy and laffy
  • Is because those hunters won't leave me alone
  • Oh, why don't they hunt some other animal for a change
  • So, that I won't have to end up on a kitchen range
  • But no, duck hunting's all the rage and they won't let me be
  • And I'm so full of bullets, I'm lit up like a Christmas tree
  • There's so much I'd like to do if I just had the chance
  • I'd like to play and romp and even sing and do a dance
  • I would read the latest book
  • Go swimming in the babbling brook
  • I'd like to fly the seven seas
  • Play hide and seek among the trees
  • I'd play hop scotch and double dutch
  • And this and that and things and such
  • I know that isn't asking much
  • But all these things I daresn't touch
  • It's bang! bang! here, and bang! bang! there
  • Bullets flying everywhere
  • I can't stand it any longer
  • I get weak and they get stronger
  • Hunters to the right of me
  • Hunters to the left I see
  • Over hill and over dale
  • Bullets whizzing past my tail
  • There's no rest and there's no peace
  • Won't this shooting ever cease
  • Morning, noon, and through the night
  • That's why I look such a fright
  • I'm only sixteen yards ahead
  • They're shooting straight at me
  • HOO! HOO! HOO!
  • They won't let up until I'm dead
  • HOO! HOO! HOO!
  • Why can't they let me be!
  • Why don't they hunt big wild moose
  • Or chase a Ranger on the loose
  • There's possums, chipmunks, caribou
  • Or rabbits for a rabbit stew
  • Rats and squirrels, porcupines
  • Monkeys swinging on the vines
  • Leopards with or without spots
  • Wild cats with or without dots
  • Elephants, badgers, kangaroos
  • Lions, tigers, cows that moo
  • Wolf and mice and praire ox
  • Red and grey and silver fox
  • DAFFY! They drive me daffy!
  • Those hunters with their great big guns
  • They're all uncles, cousins, fathers, sons
  • Crazy! They got me hazy
  • With all that rootin'-flootin'-hootin'-tootin'-high-falootin' noisy shootin'
  • Closer! They're gettin' closer
  • With shot-guns, pistols, bows and arrows, riffles,
  • Knives, and other deadly trifles
  • Scram now! While I'm still able
  • You're nutty to think that I'm gonna
  • End up on somebody's dinner table
  • Sooooo,
  • Good-bye!
  • So long now!
  • Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo,
  • Woo- hoo, woo-hoo...

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