Danny! - Scrambled Eggs Lyrics
[Verse 1:]
Man***** rappin' 'bout a broadRappin' 'bout a necklaceRappin' 'bout some sex, man I'm rappin' 'bout my breakfastSo pass the coffeeIf Asher Roth did thisYou would probably give his ass a pass, get off meSoftlyMix my flappy jacks with some sassafras and toffeeGrab a tab of frothyCheese for my broth, BRaisin oatmeal with the soy milk? Nah-uhI'd rather have the french toast, you want someDon't come, near my plate unless you want a severed handAnd when it comes to cereal don't pick whatever brand, never manThem Apple Dapples is forever blandAnd the fake Alpha Bits got funny letters, damnYou seen my cousin? This nigga makes the meanest English muffinsHit up the Krispy Kreme, bring a dozenOf themCinnamon rolls, save one for dinnerBut for now, sausage and toast is for beginnersYou wanna get with D. Swain, then don't be rude with them Toaster StrudelsIf you're frugal with the food, nigga screw ya[Chorus: x1.5]Muffins with the blueberry spreadCheese grits and scrambled eggsDid ya hear what I said?Save me some scrambled eggs[Verse 2:]One of the few *****in' songs on this album with a hookA breakfast connoisseur, maybe I should write a bookI'll give you hell if you ain't sellin' Belgian wafflesThe ***** is turkey bacon? Man I swear that smell is awfulI like my hash browns scattered and smotheredBattered and covered with diced ham and splattered with mustardI'm all about the fried potatoes, and sliced tomatoesAnd beans and rice but I don't even like to try the bagelsThis sunny side egg is lookin' like a cyclopsD. Swain signin' off, I'll meet y'all at the IHOP