Dead Kennedys - One-way Ticket To Pluto Lyrics
_______________________ countdown!Get ready for the blast off!And dont forget the hype!Were going into space.Distinguished scientistsA pesky senatorAnd monkey turds leaking from the labAll brought to us play-by-play by howard cosellYoure going where no man has gone beforeBecause we owe you some favorsAnd besides youre brightA little too brightStep one:Senator, your vomit,Its time to analyze itFor the folks back homeOpen the hatch, launch the war satelliteThat the commies arent supposed to know aboutOur real challenge is to keep it a secretFrom the press back homeYoure going where no man has gone beforeDont ask us where that iswe have no ideaYoure chosen for this great missionBecause youre hearty and strongAnd make a lot of fussEspecially around usWe like you better when youre far awayHave you noticed?Youre gong the wrong directionWe have,But thats your problemWe planned it that wayWe had to dispose of all of you soWe can spoil the final frontierHow dare you question our star wars plansFor the farce that they are?Youre going where no man has gone beforeFor rocking the boatIn our temple of doomYoure on a one-way ticket to plutoWe wash our handsOf you and your lost arkDont forget to write no no no no noNo no no no noNo no no no noNo.
