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Deadpool Said - Deadpool Musical - Beauty And The Beast "Gaston" Parody Lyrics

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  • (warning language not appropriate for all yo have been warned)
  • Deadpool (spoken):
  • Well, I'm an idiot
  • I could have sworn the invite said it was a costume party
  • (man coughs)
  • That guy gets it
  • Love the hair
  • So what's tonights theme?
  • Everyone's dressing like what the 90's thought was tough?
  • Oh come on Bartender me!
  • Ask me "Rough day?" while you rub
  • The same spot over and over
  • Bartender (spoken):
  • Do you ever shut up?
  • Deadpool (spoken):
  • I know i'm a chatty cathy
  • But what are you gonna do? sew my mouth shut?
  • Ah-ah-ah-ah
  • Don't answer that
  • Bartender (spoken):
  • If you stay here Deadpool ...
  • It's gonna get ugly real fast
  • Deadpool (spoken):
  • Ooh was that a musical cue?
  • Bartender (sung):
  • Gosh it disturbs me
  • To see you deadpool
  • In fact, it usually does
  • 'cause you look like my balls
  • Under that hood, deadpool
  • Just thinking of it kills my buzz
  • Deadpool (spoken to the camera):
  • You know, normally that would have just hurt my feelings ...
  • ... but DAMN it. I've always wanted to be in a musical
  • Bartender (sung):
  • There's no man in town
  • As reviled as you
  • And hell they all wish you would die!
  • Even though you've proven
  • Quite tricky to kill
  • Everyone's going to
  • Tryyyy
  • Both:
  • Noooooooooo
  • Oooooooone's
  • Deadpool:
  • Slick as Deadpool
  • No one's quick as deadpool
  • No one punches you
  • Right in the DICK
  • Like deadpool
  • For there's no man in town
  • Half as --
  • (spoken)
  • Ooo Chimichanga!
  • (sung)
  • Perfect, give up man, it's gone
  • You can ask Anna, Natty or Betsy
  • And they'll tell you who's team
  • They prefer to be oooooon!
  • Black widow (spoken):
  • Avengers.
  • Rogue (spoken):
  • X-men
  • Deadpool (spoken):
  • Come on, say X-Force
  • Psylocke(spoken):
  • Bugger off Wade
  • Deadpool (spoken):
  • So what's going on with this threesome anyway?
  • Sexy recon? Super "charlie's Angels"?
  • Oh! I could be your Bosley!
  • Rogue (spoken):
  • Watch your back sugar
  • Deadpool (sung):
  • Noooooooooo
  • Oooooooone's
  • Fun like Deadpool
  • Shoots his gun like Deadpool
  • Black widow:
  • Heroes should not kill a ton
  • Like deadpool
  • Deadpool:
  • My kill count is really
  • Intimidating
  • Pub crowd:
  • Hey kill that guy!
  • That deadpool!
  • Shoot off his balls
  • Cut off his route
  • Deadpool:
  • Hey sexy friends
  • Won't you please help me out?
  • Pub crowd:
  • Fiiiiiiiirst
  • Oooooooone
  • To kill Deadpool
  • Gets to win the dead pool
  • Deadpool:
  • If Spider-man were here
  • That'd be really cool
  • Spider-man:
  • You're lucky i was
  • Passing through here
  • Deadpool:
  • Yaaaay!
  • Your tights do great things
  • For your arse
  • Random voice:
  • Hey you're no slouch in that way either
  • Deadpool:
  • Thanks voice
  • But every last inch of me's
  • Covered in scaaaars!
  • {gun shot}
  • (spoken)
  • SHIT!
  • Mother... *****er!
  • (gun shot)
  • (sung)
  • Noooooooooo
  • Oooooooone
  • Flips like Deadpool
  • Changes clips like Deadpool
  • No one wields katanas
  • And RIPS like Deadpool
  • I'm especially good at
  • DECAPITATING
  • Severed head:
  • Heads roll for deadpool
  • Deadpool:
  • When i was a boy
  • I humped this unicorn
  • Every morning to help me get off
  • But lately i'm thinking
  • I might hump the hulk
  • Tell me what is that like
  • Romanoooooff?
  • Black widow, Rogue and Psylocke:
  • Noooooooooo
  • Oooooooone
  • Black widow:
  • Jokes like deadpool
  • Rogue:
  • Or provokes like deadpool
  • Psylocke:
  • No one else has an ego
  • To stroke like Deadpool
  • Deadpool:
  • You guys wanna spoon
  • And watch Conan later
  • Black widow, Rogue and Psylocke:
  • NO!
  • Black widow, Rogue Psylocke and deadpool:
  • My what a guyyyy
  • Black widow, Rogue and Psylocke:
  • DEADPOOOOOOL
  • Deadpool:
  • MEEEEEEEEEEE!
  • (They leave)
  • Bartender (spoken):
  • HEY! Who's gonna help clean this shit up!?
  • Deadpool (distant and spoken):
  • Not it!
  • Bartender (spoken):
  • Awww, *****ing perfect...
  • (credits play)
  • (after credits)
  • Deadpool (spoken quietly):
  • Come to daddy precious ...
  • (metal claw SNIKT!, toy squeak)
  • Uh, excuse me
  • That's my unicorn
  • Wolverine (Spoken):
  • Go ***** yourself
  • Deadpool:
  • Oh let's go do that!
  • Have you got time for a fastball special?
  • (SNIKT!)
  • Oooh two in the pool one in the stool?

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