Dire Straits - My Parties Lyrics
Well this is my back yardMy back gateI hate to start my parties lateHeres the party cartAint that great ?That aint the best part babyJust waitThats a genuine weathervaneIt moves with the breezePortable hammock honeyWho needs treesIts casual entertainingWe aim to pleaseAt my partiesCheck out the shinglesIts brand newExcuse me while I mingleHi, how are youHey everybodyLet me give you a toastThis ones for meThe host with the mostIts getting a trifle colderStep inside my homeThats a brass toilet tissue holder with its own telephoneThats musical doorbellIt dont ring, I aint kiddinIt plays america the beautiful and tie a yellow ribbonBoy, this punch is a tripIts o.k. in my bookHere, take a sipMaybe little heaven on the fruitAh, here comes the dipYou may kiss the cookLet me show you honeyIts easy - lookYou take a fork and spire emSay, did you try these ?So glad you like emThe secrets in the cheeseIts casual entertainingWe aim to pleaseAt my partiesNow dont talk to me about the polar bearDont talk to me about ozone layerAint so much of anything these days, even the airTheyre running out of rhinosWhat do I care ?Lets hear it for the dolphinLets hear it for the treesAint runnin out of nothin in my deep freezeIts casual entertainingWe aim to pleaseAt my parties
