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  • ft. Too $hort
  • [Too $hort]
  • All rise...order in the court
  • The honourable judge mutha*****in' Too $hort
  • presidin' over Superior Players Court
  • The first case is the State vs. Fate Wilson A.K.A. Baby Flex
  • You bein' charged wit home invasion and hoe slaughter
  • For *****in' another nigga's *****
  • [Lil' Fate]
  • Listen close to what I say
  • Dog, it might hurt ya
  • I be cuttin' ya girl while you be goin' to work bruh
  • When she first called my conscience was like, "Hell naw, Fate don't"
  • But she said, "I'm only around the corner", and popped her lil' punt
  • Apartment 5-7-0-1, told her I was eatin' right now
  • Be over there when I get done
  • Got there, knocked on the door
  • She opened up the door half *****, lookin' exquisite
  • Ackin' mad 'cuz I ain't spoke to her since the last time a nigga hit it
  • She said, "Don't worry forget it since we only have 30 minutes"
  • 'Fore her man came home for lunch
  • So I bust my nut and raised up wit
  • Five mnutes to spare, her man unaware
  • I saw him in traffic, beeped the horn and threw a deuce in the air
  • Yea I'm a playa
  • But I feel guilty 'bout cuttin' a broad
  • I need counselin' dog, 'cuz it's guilty as charged
  • Simply because I felt victim to lust and
  • Knowin' all the while it was my cousin girlfriend I had been *****in' (Damn!)
  • [Too $hort]
  • The court finds you guitly as charged
  • Your sentence is PUI school
  • For pimpin' under the influence, nigga
  • Next case...
  • Oh we got us a repeat offender in the house
  • Jenny Jones A.K.A. Shanwnna
  • Same ol' charge...wanted in 8 states
  • What's yo story this time?
  • [Shawnna]
  • Oh yes yo' honor I see we talkin' again
  • I have no representation now shall we begin
  • I know you seen my face before but...hold on my friend
  • It's niggas gettin' away wit doin' the...same shit I did
  • I...can't do no bid
  • I got a mortgage and my kids
  • In a forest by the bridge
  • And I drives a Rolls Royce in a porridge wit dem grills
  • So you undertand I was tryna pay me some bills
  • When I was flippin' outta state while I was takin' a chill
  • Shootin' deem and a couple friends, spend a couple ends
  • Took the top off of the drop and let the bubble spin
  • Niggas got off in my knot and let them troubles in
  • So I decided to put that shit in my own hands
  • None of these hoes can ***** me, only God judge me
  • That man told me he love me and he flash money
  • My only crime could just be livin' it filthy
  • So let me hear it on mo' time--not guilty
  • [Too $hort]
  • Bailiff, take her into custody
  • [Woman screaming]
  • Oh, not my baby!
  • Hell naw!
  • [Too $hort]
  • Next case...
  • State vs. Velvet Jones A.K.A. Ludacris
  • You bein' charged wit impeedin' how traffic
  • Spendin' too much time tryna ***** one hoe
  • How do you plead Mr. Jones?
  • [Ludacris]
  • Man I'm the pimp of all pimps and y'all comin' up short
  • [Too $hort]
  • Calm down before I hold yo ass contempt of court
  • [Ludacris]
  • Ya honor, just be cool, let me approach that bench
  • And sprinkle seasonin' on yo ears 'bout how I choked that beeyotch!
  • [Too $hort]
  • Well did she promise you the *****, mayn?
  • [Ludacris]
  • She ceratinly did
  • I got empty McDonald's cups in my car and my crib
  • She owe me sumthin', ***** betta show me sumthin'
  • Wrap her legs around my waist and start to throw me sumthin'
  • I'm simply the meanest, you lookin' at the stroke of a genius
  • The only verdict made should be the subpoena uh this penis
  • No objections or appeals, let's cut us a deal
  • And I promise to tell the truth if my partner don't squeal
  • She's awfully cautious, said the jury makes her nautious
  • She said she said she'd suck my dick if I dropped the charges
  • Oh no! Time to make ya kidneys shift
  • [Too $hort]
  • But didn't you ***** her best friend?
  • [Ludacris]
  • Oh, I plead the fifth
  • [Too $hort talking]
  • Yea, that sound like some shit you'll say
  • Ol' pimp ass nigga
  • Due to lack of evidence, I'm droppin' the charges
  • Don't let me see you in here again
  • Let this be a lesson learned
  • If you don't know you player rules
  • You liable to violate the game and get sent away for a long, long time
  • Remember...never hate on a real player
  • It ain't gon' get you nowhere, mayn
  • It's a lotta hoes out there player so...
  • Ain't no reason fot yuo to ***** ya best friend
  • Or ya cousin or ya brother's girl
  • Get ya own *****, mayn, you know what I'm sayin'?
  • You runnin' around here...
  • Violatin' major player rules
  • You 'bout to get the mutha*****in' book thrown at yo ***** ass
  • *****in' 'round in this court
  • You know what I'm sayin'? It's all about the money baby
  • It it ain't about the money...it ain't about SHIT!!
  • To all you niggas runnin' 'round here...
  • Corny than a mother*****er
  • Just tryna ***** a ***** 'cuz you wanna get a nut off
  • Think about that money first, mayn--what is that ***** doin' for you?
  • What are you gettin' outta the situation?
  • Tryna give a ***** sumthin'
  • What you gon' give her sumthin' for--some *****?!
  • It's trickin', mayn
  • Don't be a BEEUTCH!
  • Be a real pimp, nigga
  • Make that hoe pay you for everythang you do
  • Everythang you do you gotta get money, mayn...all day, all night
  • I wouldn't ***** a ***** for free
  • Just like I wouldn't rap for free, mother*****er
  • Yea, you know my favorite word...BEEUTCH!!

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