Eels - If I Was Your Girlfriend Lyrics
(by Prince)Look at the bargains over here, ladies... If I was your girlfriendWould U remember2 tell me all the things U forgot when I was your man?When I was your man If I was your best friendWould U let me take care of UAnd do all the things that only a best friend canOnly best friends can If I was your girlfriendIf I was your girlfriend If I was your girlfriendWould U let me dress UI mean, help U pick out your clothesBefore we go out Not that you're helplessBut sometime, sometimeThose are the things that bein' in love's about If I was your one and only friendWould U run 2 me if somebody hurt UEven if that somebody was me? (Even if that somebody was me?) Sometimes I trip on how happy we could bePlease If I was your girlfriendIf I was your girlfriend Would U let me wash your hairCould I make U breakfast sometimeOr then, could we just hang out, I meanCould we go 2 a movie and cry togetherCuz 2 me baby that would be so fine (That would be so fine) (If I was your girlfriend)Baby can I dress UI mean, help U pick out your clothesBefore we go out(If I was your girlfriend)Listen girl, I ain't sayin you're helplessBut sometime, sometimeThose are the things that bein' in love's about (Sugar) Sugar do U know what I'm saying 2 U this evening? (Sugar)Maybe U think I'm being a little self-centered (If I was your girlfriend)But I, I said I want 2 be (Sugar)All of the things U are 2 me (Sugar) (If I was your girlfriend)Surely, surely U can see Is it really necessary 4 me 2 go out of the roomJust because U wanna undress? (If I was your girlfriend)We don't have 2 make children 2 make loveAnd we don't have 2 make love 2 have an orgasm (If I was your girlfriend) Your body's what I'm all about (If I was your girlfriend)Can I see it?I'll show U (If I was your girlfriend)Why not?U can do it because I'm your friendI'll do it 4 UOf course I'll undress in front of U! (If I was your girlfriend)And when I'm *****, what shall I do?How can I make U see that it's cool? (If I was your girlfriend)Can't U just trust me?If I was your girlfriend U could (If I was your girlfriend)Oh, yeah, I think soListen, 4 U ***** I would dance a ballet (If I was your girlfriend)Would that get U off?Then tell me what will!If I was your girlfriend, would U tell me? (If I was your girlfriend)Would U let me see U ***** then?Would U let me give U a bath?Would U let me tickle U so hard U'd laugh and laugh (If I was your girlfriend)And would U, would U let me kiss U there (If I was your girlfriend)You know down there where it counts (If I was your girlfriend)I'll do it so good I swear I'll drink every ounceAnd then I'll hold U tight and hold U long (If I was your girlfriend) And together we'll stare into silenceAnd we'll try 2 imagine what it looks likeYeah, we'll try 2 imagine what, what silence looks likeYeah, we'll try 2 imagine what silence looks likeYeah, we'll try...