Epmd - Jane Ii Lyrics
P - hello hello, may I speak to the e?E - this is me... is this the doctor m.d.?Yo p its kinda early, whos there laverner and shirley?Is it kate and allie, or some other girlie?Well anyway, yo p you know Im lazyCallin me this time of hour you must be crazyP - excuse me, but Im sorry e doubleIts a terrible situation and it might cause troubleThrow on your coat jump in your benz and come overE - why p?P - yo, I think jane is on my sofaE - what?P - last night I was all aloneCold watch the ***** tube, because my fuse was blownPicked up the bat phone, to drop a line to youMaybe 10:15, or maybe 10:22E - where was i?P - I dont know, you wasnt thereThrew on the link rolex watch and fresh gearI grabbed my key, along with the cash flowShifted out the door to the local discoE - whered you go, not to that ran down pubP - hell no... I was coolin at a clubIt was spanish night, so I was drinkin moltaThrew on a little tango, plus a little salsaSeen a fly girl, standin next to meSo I slid over to her very non-chalantlyShe was def, body perfectly fitShe was packin, a 300-e with the kitI said, kitten, how ya doin miss?I said, hello my name is parrishE - hi, my name is crisP - can I buy you a drink?E - yesP - what will it be?E - a martini and rossi, asi spumante.By the way is that your caadillac allanteParked outside right next to my monteCar? you can call it, my ex-husband bought it.P - put my ego up here and said its time to go for itThis place is a drag, grab your coat and bag.Well have drinks on the house, back at my pad.We got to my house we walked through the doorThrew on night and day byE - al. b sureP - she grabbed me, gave me kiss on the lipsSo I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hipsI got ahead of myself, because I wanted to flirtTook off the g-strings and the v-neck skirtPut my eho up hereE - yeah its time to do workP - I felt the movement below so its time to reactI went in my back utility belt anad pulled out a jim hatI bust a move... when it came to thatBut then she freaked it, and grabbed the bozackStarted dpom it, then she called me the masterE - you got bigger, better, stronger and much fasterP - at first I laughed, as if it was a jokeBut then my heart skipped a beat, and I lost a strokeI said to myself, oh no it couldnt beThe j to the a to the n to the eE - yo p dont tell me it was jane you were douchinWith the anita baker headP - nah more like whitney houstonE - while the records still playing to al b. sures effect modeStay tuned, to be continued on the next episodePeace, Im audi 5000
