Frank Zappa - Artificial Rhonda Lyrics
Frank zappa (guitar, synclavier)Steve vai (guitar)Ray white (guitar, vocals)Tommy mars (keyboards)Chuck wild (piano)Arthur barrow (bass)Scott thunes (bass)Jay anderson (string bass)Ed mann (percussion)Chad wackerman (drums)Ike willis (vocals)Terry bozzio (vocals)Dale bozzio (vocals)Napoleon murphy brock (vocals)Bob harris (vocals)Johnny guitar watson (vocals)Thing-fish:Dont look obdewlla! its too horrible! I blieve de mutha*****er bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance!Harry-as-a-boy:Hey, good-lookin!Thing-fish:See! I told ya!Harry-as-a-boy:May I have this dance?Thing-fish:Mutha*****er barf me right on outa here, an gag me wit a spoon!Harry-as-a-boy:Whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? do you come here often?Thing-fish:Yow!Harry-as-a-boy: (singing)I got a girl with a little rubber headRinse her out every night just before I go to bedShe never talk back like a lady might doAn she looks like she loves it every time I get throughAnd her name isA-r-t-iF-i-c, I cryA-l, dont be shy!Artificial rhondaWith the plastic pieHer eyes is all shut in a ecstasy faceI can cram it down her throat, people, any old place!Then I throw the little switch on her battery packn I can poot it, I can shoot it till it makes her gack!And her name isA-r-t-iF-i-c, I cryA-l, dont be shy!Artificial rhondaWith the plastic pieEnsemble:De boy got a girl wit a lil rubber haidRinse her out evvy night, jes befo he go tbedHe gonna grow up, n marry dat trashWit a ugly rubber head, an a flateable gashShe jes de kinda girl dis sucker might needHes a little bit dumb, peoples, yes indeedDe boy wanna rhonda, jeffo hisseff!She gonna take what he got til nothin be lefShe gonna take what he got til nothin be lefShe gonna take what he got til nothin be lefShe gonna take what he got til nothin be lef
