Frank Zappa - Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt Lyrics
Act ISCENE FIVETHE WET T-SHIRT CONTESTAfter a few weeks on the bus, being porked byToad-O's road crew, and being too exhausted to dotheir laundry on a regular basis, MARY is dumped in Miami.With no money (and no other famous rock groups due intothe area for at least three weeks), she tries to pick up a few bucksby entering the Wet T-Shirt contest at The Brasserie...IKE:Looks to me like something funnyIs going on around herePeople laughin' 'n' dancin' 'n' payin'Entirely too much for their beerAnd they all think they areClean outa-siteAnd they're ready to party"Cause the sign outside says it's WET T-SHIRT NITE'N' they all crave some Hot delightWell the girls are excitedBecause in a minuteThey're gonna get wet'N' the boys are delightedBecause all the tittiesWill get 'em upset'N' they all think they are Reety-awright'N' they're ready to boogie'Cause the sign outside says it's WET T-SHIRT NITE'N' they all crave some Pink delightWhen the water gets on'emTheir ninnies get rigid'N' look pretty boldIt's a common reactionThat makes an attractionWhenever it's cold'N'all of the fellasThey wish they could biteOn the cute little nuggetsThe local girls are showin' off toniteYou know I think it serves 'em rightYou know I think it serves 'em rightYou know I think it serves 'em rightYou know I think it serves 'em rightAnd it's WET T-SHIRT TIME AGAINI know you want someone to show you some tit!BIG ONES! WET ONES! BIG WET ONES!At this point, FATHER RILEY (
