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Frank Zappa - Titties Beer Lyrics

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  • Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
  • Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)
  • Eddie jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals)
  • Patrick ohearn (bass, vocals)
  • Terry bozzio (drums, vocals)
  • Ruth underwood (percussion, synthesizer)
  • Don pardo (vocals)
  • David samuels (vibes)
  • Randy brecker (trumpet)
  • Mike brecker (tenor saxophone, flute)
  • Lou marini (alto saxophone, flute)
  • Ronnie cuber (baritone saxophone, clarinet)
  • Tom malone (trombone, trumpet, piccolo)
  • John bergamo (percussion over-dub)
  • Ed mann (percussion over-dub)
  • Louanne neil (osmotic harp over-dub)
  • It was the blackest night
  • There was no moon in sight
  • You know the stars aint shinin
  • cause the skys too tight
  • I heard the scarey wind
  • I seen some ugly trees
  • There was a werewolf honkin
  • long the side of me
  • Im mean n Im bad, yknow I aint no sissy
  • Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy
  • Talkin about her n my bike n me...
  • n this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery
  • I noticed even the crickets
  • Was actin weird up here
  • And so I figured I might
  • Just drink a little beer
  • I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on...
  • But there was no reply
  • cause she was gone...
  • Wheres those titties that I like so well
  • n my goddamn beer!
  • Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
  • Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil...hes about this big...
  • He had a red suit on
  • An a widows peak
  • An then a pointed tail
  • n like a sulphur reek
  • Yes, it was him awright
  • I sweared I knowed it was
  • He had some human flesh
  • Stuck underneath his claws
  • You know it looked to me
  • Like it was titty skin
  • I said, you sonofa*****!
  • cause I was mad at him,
  • Well he just got out his floss
  • n started cleanin his fang
  • So I shot him with my shooter
  • Said: bang bang bang
  • Then the sucker just laughed n said, put it away...
  • You know, I ate her all up...now what you
  • Gonna say?
  • You ate my chrissy? titties n all!
  • Well, what about the beer then, boy? were the cans
  • This tall?
  • Even her boots? would I lie to you?
  • Shit, you musta been hungry! yes, this is true.
  • Well dont they pay you good for the
  • Stuff that you do?
  • Well, you know, I cant complain when the checks come through...
  • Well I want my chrissy, n I want my beer
  • So you just barf it back up now, devil,
  • Do you hear?
  • Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil,
  • Do you understand? just what will you give me
  • For your
  • Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
  • Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore,
  • Dont call me that
  • Thats about the only reason
  • ...gimme that paper...bet yer ass Ill sign...
  • cause I need a beer, n its titty-squeezin time
  • Man, you cant fool me...you aint that bad...
  • I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
  • Why there was milhous nixon n agnew, too...
  • n both of those suckers was worse n you...
  • Well, lets make a deal if you think thats true
  • I mean, youre the devil, so whatcha gonna do?
  • (improvised dialog)
  • Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
  • That you want to make a deal with me...
  • Thats very, very true
  • Im only interested in two things
  • Yeah?
  • See if you can guess what they are
  • I would think...uh...lets see, maybe stravinsky...
  • Ill give you two clues. let go of your pickle
  • What?
  • Let go of your pickle!
  • Im not holding my pickle
  • Well, whos holding your pickle then?
  • I dont know...shes out in the audience...
  • Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
  • My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?
  • Im only interested in two things, and thats
  • Titties and beer
  • You know what I mean?
  • What?
  • Titties and beer
  • Titties and beer
  • Titties and beer
  • Titties and beer
  • Titties and beer
  • Titties and beer
  • Titties and beer!
  • Titties and beer!
  • I dont know if youre the right guy?
  • Titties and beer!
  • Titties and beer!
  • No! dont sign it! give me time to think...
  • I mean hold on a second boy, cause thats magic ink!
  • And then the devil let go of his pickle
  • And out come my girl, there was her titties
  • Flop-floppin...all around the world
  • She said I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
  • And Im gonna get ripped, so *****, you clowns!
  • Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
  • Thats when the devil, he farted
  • And she went right over the cliff!
  • The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
  • I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
  • I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
  • I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
  • I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
  • I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?

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