Frank Zappa - Wonderful Tattoo! Lyrics
[Hermann Kretzschmar voice]Dear Jim and PFI,Enclosed are photos of my *****And the wonderful tattoo John [Stackee] in Houston did for me.We plan to continue the design on my balls the next time I'm in Houston.I really enjoy PFIQ,Someday I hope to visit L.A. and meet you.Bob C.2221-DCMDear PFIQDear PFIQ friendsDear JimDear Jim and PFII still want itI have come to a decisionFor those that believe than . . . that bigger is betterMarine hardware stores carry a full lineOf stainless steel rings.Enclosed are photos.I just wanted to reassure a womanWho want nipples piercedI, franklyWould rather have a fakirI will send you a few other pictures as soon as I get them2376237-O31342221WePlanToConTinUeTheDe-sign on my ballsThe next time I'm in HoustonI really enjoy PFIQSomeday I hope to visit L.A.And meet you!The only thing that surprises meIs that every year I have the urge to have another holeDo you think, JimThat a gynaecologistWith the aid of your magazine could do a clit hood piercing?Possibly one day the ultimate experience can be realizedI believe we are witnessing the evolution of a new type of man,The quintessential being, a person who is totally modernWhile at the same time primitive in desires and spiritI feel this combination is rare in today society.This type of person has the desire to get things done and it's...This attribute will help both sides achieveI'm seeking the quintessential man for myselfThrough piercing, tattoos and education.Possibly one day the ultimate experi