GWAR - Letter From The Scallop Boat Lyrics
Dear Oderus UrungusHey man, do you remember me ?I remember youI was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weedAnd the really bad tattooAnd now I'm doing 20 to lifefor killing the guythat was humping my wifeSo I thought I'd write a letter to youScallop Boat now babyScallop boatIV coke now babyFunky scallop, funky scallop boatI used to work on a scallop boatI made some money thereI used to do the I.V. cokeLost some money thereScallop boat now babyScallop boatI.V. coke now babyFunky scallopFunky scallop boatDown here in jail I do as I'm ableGot caught smoking crack and they cut off my cableBut could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here ?But there is one thing that I don't understandI thought The South Pole was the home of the bandOr do you just keep your slaves in Richmond ?don't break up mankeep it togetheri love you guysI LOVE YOU GUYSfunky funkyfunky funkyfunky funky scallop boat