Garfunkel And Oates - Me, You and Steve Lyrics
I look into your eyesYou hold my hand underneath the tableAnd I can't disguise the way I feelI could've wish a thousand wishesFor this night I can't believeThat it's finally me and you and you and meJust us and your friend SteveDo do do do do do do SteveDo do do do do do do leaveWhat's the deal with your friend Steve?Oh, hey, how it's going?You took me out for whoppers and to the moviesI was hoping for romanceYou even took me to the Mexican circusI thought there was a chance we'd be aloneI could've wish a thousand wishesFor Steve to disappearWhat the *****'s your *****ing problem?Why he's always here?Do do do do do do do SteveDo do do do do do doOh, wait, what's the deal with your friend Steve?Oh, hey, how it's going?It's not that I don't like your friendBut how many hours with him can you spend?And it's not that I don't think he's greatBut it's only you, only youI wanna fellateAre you gay for Steve, I think you may beAnd that would be alrightBut let a ***** know just what your steez isSo I know if I should shave tonightI could've wish a thousand wishes'Cause I like to be with youBut it's always me and you and your friend SteveThere's nothing I canDo do do do do do do SteveDo do do do do do doSeriously, what's the deal with your friend Steve?Oh, hey -Kate: You know what, I don't actually care how he's doing.Riki: Me either.Steve