Garfunkel And Oates - One Night Stand Lyrics
I never do this everIt's not what shy girls doBut something in your eyesDrew me closer to youDo you feel the spark between us?Sometimes you just can tellI feel our two souls touchingLike I know youReally well, really well, really well (really well)This might be strange to tell youAnd I swear I'm not a whoreBut there are 206 bones in my bodyAnd I'd really likeOne more, one more, one more (one more)I'm like Fred Flintstone, I make your bed rockYou're like a parking ticket, so fineJean-Claude Van DAMN, you're sexyLet's get horizontal and combine'Cause you're fine, you're so fineOh, baby, you're so fineYou're so fine you blow my mind (hey)You can call me coffee bean 'cause I know just how to grind (hey)Your right leg's Thanksgiving, your left is ChristmasGonna visit in between the holidaysEnergizer bunny keeps going and goingWe've struck up a match and I set you ablaze'Cause you're fine, you're so fineOh, baby, you're so fineYou're so fine you blow my mind (hey)You can call me coffee bean 'cause I know just how to grind (hey, hey)Shoot, look at the timeGotta go, this has been fun, heyLots to do in the morning, gotta help my friend moveGotta do my taxes, gotta check my emailPlus it's Arbor Day (hey)Where the hell did I put my bra?Oh, heyWait, what, you think we're dating?However could that be?We just had sex and it meant nothing at allTo me, to me, to me (to me)How could we be dating if we never held hands?We held on to the bedposts but we never held handsYou got inside my body but you didn't reach my heartWe raced right to the finish but I guessed we missed the startThere's no way we're dating 'cause we never held handsHow could we be dating if you never took me out?No whisper of sweet nothingsYou just made me scream and shout, oohThere was no love ambition but you taught me new positions on the wayThe Jackson Pollock, The Praying Mantis, The Moon LandingYou may know my body but you don't know my soulYou want the doughnut but all you're going to get is the holeListen, babe, I'll call youAnd probably real soonBut I lost my cell and I'll be out of town 'til JuneI guess I didn't mentionMy band's going on tourBut I'll be super busyOtherwise we'd dateFor sure (x22)'Cause it was so great
