Garfunkel And Oates - Pregnant Women are Smug Lyrics
Everyone knows it, nobody says it,Because they’re pregnantF-ing son of a gunYou think you’re so deep nowYou give me the creeps nowNow that you’re pregnantI can’t count all the ways howYou speak in clichés nowI can’t wait to hear someone sayDon’t care if it’s brain deadDon’t care if it’s limblessIf it has a penisPregnant women are smugEveryone knows it, nobody says it,Because they’re pregnantThis zen world you’re enjoyingMakes you really annoying*****, I don’t really careI was being polite nowSince you have no life nowThat you’re pregnantYou say you’re walking on airYou think that you’re glowingBut you had been ho-ingAnd now you’re pregnantYou’re just giving birth nowYou’re not mother earth nowPregnant women are smugEveryone knows it, nobody says it,because they’re pregnantF-ing son of a gunYou think you’re so deep nowYou give me the creeps nowNow that you’re pregnant