Garfunkel And Oates - Present Face Lyrics
And mostly it is swellBut there's an epidemicThat I think we all know wellYour smile is frozen openThere's a crazed look in your eyeYou overflow with complimentsWhile trying to denyThat you loathe the gift you openedThough you try to keep your graceYour scary grin is frozenDon't you know you've got a case ofPresent face (x4)Oh...thank you so much!You really hoped your parents wouldGive you a great big checkInstead, you got a puffy paintedHummingbird turtleneckYou hoped for an engagement ringInside that tiny boxBut your ***** former future husbandOnly bought you socksNow your face is all contortedAs you're trying to eraseThe truth behind your smileDon't you know you've got a case ofPresent face (x4)Oh...No, I really like it, it's cool, I love it...Do they see how much I hate it?I hope that they don't knowI can't tell if they're onto meOh, please don't let it showBaby Jesus got some goldWhat all infants preferI bet he got the present faceWith francencence and myhrrChristmas and his birthdayAre both on the 25thIt must have sucked to have to openCombination giftsIf Jesus couldn't hide itFrom his omnipresent placeYou and I are doomedTo an everlasting case ofPresent face (You shouldn't have)Present face (Just what I wanted)Present Face (For all the times I go fishing)Present face
