George Formby - Auntie Maggie's Remedy Lyrics
Now theres all sorts of medicines that you can buyNo matter what ailment youve gotBut I know a special one you ought to tryYoull find its the best of the lotIts my Auntie Maggies home made remedy, its guaranteed never to failThats the stuff that will do the trickIts sold at every chemist for "one and a kick".Now if youve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. LeeDont kick up a shindy, youll never get windy with Auntie Maggies RemedyIf you set your alarm clock for eight in the morningYoure bound to wake up Ill agreeBut Ill bet you by heaven, youll wake up at sevenWith my Auntie Maggies RemedyIn a young ladys bedroom I went by mistakeMy intentions were honest you seeShe shouted with laughter, "I know what youre afterIts my Auntie Maggies Remedy."Oh my Auntie Maggies home made remedy, its guaranteed never to failThats the stuff that will do the trickIts sold at every chemist for "one and a kick".Now if youve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. LeeDont kick up a shindy, youll never get windy with Auntie Maggies RemedyNow when the baby starts crying, theres always a reasonAnd if you inspect him youll see,The poor little chappy has covered his nappyWith Auntie Maggies RemedyNow I went to a doctor, I wasnt too wellAnd he made me lie on a setteeHe said "Theres trouble brewing, youve been overdoingYour Auntie Maggies Remedy."Now I know a girl who was putting on weight,In a spot where it just shouldnt beSo I said to Nellie, "Now you rub your ankle, with Auntie Maggies Remedy."Additional VerseNow one day at the races, the hors that I backedCould have won it was easy to seeBut the trai
