George Formby - When I'm Cleaning Windows Lyrics
Now I go cleanin' windows to earn an honest bobFor a nosy parker it's an interestin' jobNow it's a job that just suits meA window cleaner you would beIf you can see what I can seeWhen I'm cleanin' windowsHoneymoonin' couples tooYou should see them bill 'n cooYou'd be surprised at things they doWhen I'm cleanin' windowsIn my profession I'll work hardBut I'll never stopI'll climb this blinkin' ladderTill I get right to the topThe blushin' bride, she looks divineThe bridegroom he is doin' fineI'd rather have his job than mineWhen I'm cleanin' windowsThe chambermaids' sweet names I callIt's a wonder I don't fallMy mind's not on my work at allWhen I'm cleanin' windowsI know a fella, such a swellHe has a thirst, that's plain to tellI've seen him drink his bath as wellWhen I'm cleanin' windowsOh, in my profession I'll work hardBut I'll never stopI'll climb this blinkin' ladderTill I get right to the topPyjamas lyin' side by sideLadies nighties I have spiedI've often seen what goes insideWhen I'm cleanin' windows------ banjo ------Now there's a famous talkie queenShe looks a flapper on the screenShe's more like eightie than eighteenWhen I'm cleanin' windowsShe pulls her hair all down behindThen pulls down her... never mindAnd after that pulls down the blindWhen I'm cleanin' windowsIn my profession I'll work hardBut I'll never stopI'll climb this blinkin' ladderTill I get right to the topAn old maid walks around the floorShe's so fed up, one day I'm sureShe'll drag me in and lock the doorWhen I'm cleanin' windowsWhen I'm cleanin' windows