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Groucho Marx - Laws Of The Administration Lyrics

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  • Spoken:
  • Lady:
  • If it's not asking too much,
  • Sung:
  • For our information
  • Just for illustration
  • Tell us how you intend to run the nation
  • Rufus T. Firefly:
  • These are the laws of my administration
  • No one's allowed to smoke
  • Or tell a dirty joke
  • And whistling is forbidden
  • Chorus:
  • We're not allowed to tell a dirty joke
  • Hail, hail Freedonia
  • Rufus:
  • If chewing gum is chewed
  • The chewer is pursued
  • And in the hoosegow hidden
  • Chorus:
  • If we choose to chew we'll be pursued
  • Rufus:
  • If any form of pleasure is exhibited
  • Report to me and it will be prohibited
  • I'll put my foot down, so shall it be
  • This is the land of the free
  • The last man nearly ruined this place
  • He didn't know what to do with it
  • If you think this country's bad off now,
  • Just wait 'til I get through with it
  • The country's taxes must be fixed
  • And I know what to do with it
  • If you think you're paying too much now
  • Just wait till I get through with it
  • *Whistle*
  • I will not stand for anything that's crooked or unfair
  • I'm strictly on the up-and-up, so everyone beware
  • If any man's caught taking graft, and I don't get my share
  • We stand him up against the wall and pop! Goes the weasel
  • Chorus:
  • So everyone beware, you're stricken or unfair
  • -------unless he gets his share
  • Rufus:
  • If any man should come between a husband and his bride
  • We'll find out which one she prefers by letting her decide
  • If she prefers the other man, the husband steps outside
  • We stand him up against the wall and pop! Goes the weasel
  • Chorus:
  • The husband steps outside, relinquishes his bride
  • They stand him up against the wall and take him for a ride.

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