Guardian - Are We Feeling Comfortable Yet? Lyrics
Welcome, dear listenerAre you comfortable?Put your feet up, close your eyes, let your senses dullFloat like a beachballWearing cordless 'phonesLet the tide take you, groove to the mellow tones.GroovyWho switched the into?Ah, but I digressDo you ever get that feeling you 'not so fresh'?Do you hang out nights at the launderette?Dreaming of the cure for stubborn stains?Wanna climb into the big machine?Wonder how it feels getting really clean?I know you know more thanWhat you're coming clean forGod is skin on mohairJust admit you itch thereShift to the left, shift to the rightFidget, lock knees, cough coughFidget, don't scratch, don't break out in a sweatAre we feeling comfortable yet?I know you know more thanWhat you're coming clean forGod is skin on mohairJust admit you itch thereEver sweat bulletsAt the sight of blood?Ever drag a half-ton cross through spit and mud?Wouldn't want to plan too far aheadWouldn't want to dwell on what's beyondPondering death is a dirty bizMakes you wonder when your appointment isShift to the left, shift to the rightFidget, lock knees, cough coughFidget, don't scratch, don't break out in a sweatAre we feeling comfortable yet?Loosen your tie, loosen your beltClear your throat, fidget, cough coughFidget, don't scratch, don't break out in a sweatAre we feeling comfortable yet?Fidget to the left, fidget to the rightLock knees, cough coughFidget don't scratch, don't break out in a sweatAre we feeling comfortable yet
