Guttermouth - Big Pink Dress Lyrics
Howdy folks its me again got a message to conveyIm so confused whats to lose I think I might turn gayOn the day my ***** leftShe said stick in your rearShe never thought shed hear these wordsOoh your mustache is so tickly down there(drill my ass)Oh God its tight(drill my ass)This is my first time(drill my ass)Love you - love you tooLive with bill its such a thrillWe get it on so fineWe tend our garden everydaySometimes in 69Play dress up and have puppet showsWe skip and dance and singHes so helpful, shaves my backMark its my turn to wear the cowboy hat(its so hard)The way he holds me(its so hard)I could just die(its so hard)Then we go drinkingAnd we start thinkingBut doin it liberaceThen we bake a quicheWe went to church he held my handI gazed into his eyesHe kissed my ear, I said oh dearMy shaft began to riseHe whispered lets get marriedI squeaked and shouted yesSuddenly our lives a messHe wore a tux, I wore a big pink dress(drill my ass)Not sure Im right(drill my ass)What was I thinking(drill my ass)I like bull fights(drill my ass)No more knitting(drill my ass)No more skippingI tried it once, for a whole six monthsBut so long moustache!
