Half Man Half Biscuit - Malayan Jelutong Lyrics
I have no Shire HorseTo pull my narrowboatI’ll go and see the carpenterSee what he suggests“Have you tried Tik and Tok,The robotic dance pair?They’re not enthusiastsBut of course the law is on your sideâ€Singing a songJust singing a songWhen my grave’s waist-deep in meadow grassNo more strawberry jam for the GuildWill they still say, whenever bobsleigh’s on,“Hey I would love to have a go at thatâ€?Stromsgodset Under-FivesDid the offy by usI spoke to Farmer CoombesHad other things on his mind:“Them Massey FergusonsRub me up the wrong wayAnd have you seen my son?Wears his baseball cap the wrong way roundâ€Singing a songJust singing a songWhen my grave’s waist-deep in meadow grassNo more strawberry jam for the GuildWill there still be in the back pagesAdverts for The Original Breton Shirt?Singing a song, singing a songSinging a song, singing a songSinging a song, singing a songSinging a song, singing a songSinging a song, singing a songSinging a song, singing a songSinging a song, singing a songSinging a song, singing a songSinging a song, singing a songSinging a song, singing a songSinging a song, singing a songSinging a song…