Half Man Half Biscuit - Secret Gig Lyrics
Psst SsshPsst SsshPsst SsshSsshThey’re gonna be unveiling some new materialSome new materialSome new materialAnd the drummer’s got a songThat he’d like to try outIn a live environment, a live environmentTell it down the minesThere’s gonna be a secret gigYou’ve gotta knock three timesIf you want to see a secret gigPsst SsshPsst SsshPsst SsshSsshThe information needed can be found in anagramOn the internet the day beforeI’ve got a cousin in TredegarBut he’s unreliableAnd undeniably a rank buffoonBut I can tolerate his crimes‘Cos he’s never done a secret gigHe’s gotta knock three timesIf he wants to see a secret gigTen past nine, The BorderlineA mole sold a leak to the new fanzineThe ‘zine flippedTongue slippedAnd we all headed off to the nearest tubeSsshMI5 Plus OneCIA Plus TwoMFI Plus ThreeSir Roger Casement Plus FourBob from the basement and friendsEvan Dando Plus TenAnd his sister SuzanneWho lives by the riverSssh