Hoodie Allen - Act My Age Lyrics
[Verse:]They say the way I act is immatureWell don't be mad at me because you're feeling insecureThe only golf I ever tried to play was miniatureAnd when you ask me sign your b***s I smiley face my signatureBut my parents raised me right, they were sticklersAnd we don't even fight, we're like oil and some vinegarGetting a job is like a pregnant woman giving birthYou're trying to push me in the wrong direction and it f*****g hurtsSo most our friends already moved out of they mama's cribsI'm still throwing parties at my house, like StiflerSo if you go around and try to tell me how to liveI'mma take your girl and Mortal Kombat finish her[Pre-Hook]But when it's done and the party shuts downAnd the cops try to lay my a** on the groundOne day we might tell our kids, but until that day let's live like this[Hook:]My friends grew up, they never get drunkThey never wanna hang out lateThey're gonna get jobs, they're gonna pay billsThey're gonna get old and grayI'll never do that, I wanna stay youngDon't wanna fit in, I wanna have funSo if that's okay, I don't think I'm ever gonna act my age[Verse 2:]And when it comes to getting olderNo matter what I do, I'm never feeling like a grown upPeople trying to make me change, you'd think there was a quotaLike there ain't enough unemployed mother*****ers with diplomasEverybody waiting 'round hoping that they blow upBut I'mma make it sooner, OklahomaI learned to be a player, make money like I'm an ownerThese other rappers are so over the hill, word to JonahSo if you see me in a restaurant, say hi to meAnd if I ask you if you like my new s**t, lie to meWord to Tim RothAnd I don't know if I fit in with your societySo chill, take a pill for anxiety and doze off[Pre-Hook 2]But when it's late and you're all aloneAnd you're too damn drunk to be walking homeThen maybe you should call it quitsBut until that day let's live like this[Hook:]My friends grew up, they never get drunkThey never wanna hang out lateThey're gonna get jobs, they're gonna pay billsThey're gonna get old and grayI'll never do that, I wanna stay youngDon't wanna fit in, I wanna have funSo if that's okay, I don't think I'm ever gonna act my age[Bridge:]Oh, it's all good, it's alright, it's okayWe can live however we wantAnd there ain't nobody that can get in our wayOh, it's all good, it's alright, it's okayWe gon' do whatever we wantNever gonna listen to a word you say[Hook:]My friends grew up, they never get drunkThey never wanna hang out lateThey're gonna get jobs, they're gonna pay billsThey're gonna get old and grayI'll never do that, I wanna stay youngDon't wanna fit in, I wanna have funSo if that's okay, I don't think I'm ever gonna act my age