Horrible Histories - Cleopatra Song Lyrics
Cleopatra lyricsRa, ra, Cleopatra!Famous beauty coming at ya!Ra ra, patra Cleo!Guys all go gaga for me-o!I am a leader And a lady and a queenI'm CleopatraSuch a queen, never been seenI am a pharoahYet they're-o meant to be guysBut I don't care-oI just wear-o beard disguiseMy mum and dad were pharoahsI thought my rule's dueBut both my older sisters Thought that they should rule tooOh dear, they both died!I wonder who that would leaveLittle me-o, pharoah Cleo?Okay, no time to grieve!Think that's alarming, you'd be right but it gets worseMarried my half brother And we ruled the universeThat bad romance Led to an overcrowded throneBut then he died, boo-hoo So now I rule aloneWah, wah, wah, wah, wahAll hail lady Cleo!Wah, wah, wah, la, laCoolest pharoah by far!Fashion topped my list of vicesBathed in asses' milk and spicesThen I dressed like goddess IsisLong, black hair in ringlets nicestVipers too for men enticesFinest linen robe, top prices!Married another brotherHe's an okay geezerBut never toldOf my love for Julius CaesarHad Caesar's child and hopedThat he'd be crowned kingMy bro said no, I said 'Oh!'And I murdered him'Cause I am CleopatraEgypt's royaltyThe ruling pharoah, don't you dare-oMess with me!My pokerface smilesOnly when I seeA man who takes my fancy like Oh! Mark Antony!Wah, wah, wah, wah, wahAnother Roman leader.Wah, wah, wah, la, laNo Egyptian crowd pleaserRa, ra, Cleopatra!Finally, I'd met my match-a!Ra, ra, patra Cleo!Ends in death for him and me-o!My life was a dramaI was one kooky mama!Woah, woah, woah, you knowToday I'd be a favourite of thePaparazzo!
